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22 Funny Tweets From Really Dumb People

Some people really need to be taken off Twitter... I'm sure we could all name a few... Starts with a T.... ends with a rump. Or does it begin? Whatever the case, these funny tweets will remind you why you are glad you made it through high school.

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    Text - Follow my mom got all this cookies, cakes & snacks ..I think Ima die of beaties Reply Retweet Favorite
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    Text - Follow Amanda Bieber @MandaSwaggie Kurt Cobain is that guy from Glee, right? Reply Retweet Favorite 108 RETWEETS 12 FAVORITES 9:29 AM-16 Jun 12 via Twitter for Mac Embed this Tweet
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    Text - saz @abelsus what's the name of the boat in the titanic?
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    Text - devin Follow Ithink the scariest part of having triplets is being pregnant for 27 months RETWEETS LIKES 63 112 9:47 PM-4 Jan 2016
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    Text - Follow Why don't women ever have to take a DNA test to see if the baby is theirs? Smh RETWEET LIKES 20 1 11:24 AM-29 Sep 2016
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    Text - Thomas Damn I just hit my head really hard. I think I might have a caucasian
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    Text - @IHadSexWitKati2 Joel Ivan Frasier died?! I actually liked that show. RIP Kelsey Grammar. 20 minutes ago via TweetDeck Favorite t3 RetweetReply
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    Text - Fact: If you rearrange "Obama and Biden" you spell "Osama Bin Laden." Same person. The mansion he was hiding in: The White House. 11 minetes ago via Twitter for iPhone Reply t3 Retweeted (Undo) JohnnyKeller Johnny Keller
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    Text - Its like 10 the grease outside 1/12/16, 5:46 AM
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    Text - Ms tootie (Adrian) @brownlady25 To my calculation if I save $38 each week, I can have a. Million with in 3 yrs! Sounds like a plan to me!
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    Text - Maliah Michel Follow IAmMaliahMichel A person who loves u will never kick u when your down or pour salad on your wounds
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    Face - Kia Bank$ @Damnlts_Kia Told my cousin he got me pregnant as an April fools joke. He was scared af LMAO -A @divodropped @Damnlts_Kia why was he scared
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    Text - Onision @Onision Self-esteem test: Do you wear makeup? If you said "Yes" congratulations, you are obviously not proud of your own face. You fail the test 3/8/16, 5:48 PM Onision @Onision I'm a guy, and I wear makeup. Problem? 1/18/14, 1:48 AM
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    Text - Follow a chicken seizure salad sounds so good right now RETWEETS LIKES 19 4 10:25 AM-25 Oct 2016
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    Text - Summer If you had to name your child a month, what month would it be?
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    Text - DM For A Followback Follow JayFucknHarris Jamaica a country in Africa right? What region they from? Reply Retweet Favorite
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    Text - Damn.. the NFL been around longer than our government We've had 48 Super Bowls and only 44 presidents. I didn't know that Jan 20, 2015, 5:15 AM 15,304 RETWEETS 11,174 LIKES Jan 20, 2015 oh... My.... God... ta 43 235 Jan 20, 2015 okayyyyyyyyyy 7 Jan 20, 2015 Noooo0 t1 4 Jan 20, 2015 you've got to be kidding t12 60
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    Food - godwill @GODLYTHERULER just made some cornbread, bone app the teeth
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    Text - Follow Rita Ora RitaOra HOW CAN I WATCH THE OLYMPICS IF IM IN AMERICA??? Reply Retweet Favorite
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    Text - Mike Wallace @Wallace17_da Kid Follow All these beautiful women in the world and guys wanna mess with other guys SMH... Reply Retweet Favorite More 412 195 RETWEETS FAVORITES
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    Text - Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson 14h Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected 133,064 7,034 No. Disappointed you'd tweet this. Don't appropriate disabled lives. 2:25 PM 16 Dec 15
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    Text - Follow BALLERINA. THRASHERfiasco Mannoiase is disgusting as fuck but my god it does wonders to my hair Reply 1Retweet Favorite
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