How am I Supposed to Jerk Off to This When it's on My Back!?!

I don't understand this concept of men getting sexy babe tattoos. Look, I like naked ladies as much as the next red-blooded heterosexual male, but I have this theory that getting one tattooed on your skin will decrease your chances of getting a real one on your skin. I'd like to hear what the ladies think about this.

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