If you're a girl who hangs out with guys often, don't say "I love you" around any of them, even if it's on the phone to your parents. One of the guys will turn to the guy you have a crush on and say, "Hey Derp. I heard her say she loves you!" Both of you will be embarressed and you two will never date because of the ridicule you'll keep getting afterwards.
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