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20 Stereotypes Bartenders Have About All You People

What drink you order might say a lot about you. Or it might not. Either way, this is what bartenders think of you.

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    Text - CodyLeet 13.9k points 3 hours ago Pina Colada - you care more about flavor than image. Also want to be in the carribean.
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    Text - Wise3D 13.7k points 3 hours ago Jagerbombs are ordered by students which just want to get fucked up asap.
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    Text - 3 hours ago edited 3 hours ago CybReader 12.2k points If you pull up a drink you found on Pinterest and it has 25 steps and is more pretty than tasty, I can tell already you are a future "I want to speak to the manager" type of mom
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    Text - chlomydia 11.7k points 3 hours ago Porn Star Martinis - I'm going to be loud and obnoxious all night, and my vomit is going to be neon orange when i've drank 5 of these.
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    Text - thatguyfromnewyork 1.8k points 3 hours ago Cosmo - This person is almost certainly a pain in the ass.
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    Text - edited 1 hour ago fugmook 1.5k points 3 hours ago The nice people: Ones who look around the bar really quick to see how busy I am before ordering something that needs to be muddled/blended/requires more than five ingredients. I want to shout for joy when someone is like, "I'll have a mojito - actually this place is super busy just a gin and tonic. Thanks!"| Nuts to the group of ten who all want daiquiris with extra fruit mixed in (a strawberry daiquiri with a handful of blueberries, and h
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    Text - Spade127596 3.7k points 3 hours ago Guessing from the reactions I get when I order an Old Fashioned, people expect those who drink it to either be old or a fan of Mad Men I'm neither.
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    Text - BrasAndBarflies 666 points 3 hours ago Vodka sod..you're on a diet. Margarit..you're a pain in my ass. Scotch and wate...you're over 50 with heart isssues. Orange juice...you're gonna tip me a quarter.
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    Text - Scarlet_Rad 2.2k points 3 hours ago .edited 15 minutes ago Double Brandy and Coke means you're probably from South Africa Edit: TIL also very popular amongst Babushkas and Wisconsinites. Who woulda thunk it.
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    Text - hashtagpueb 630 points 2 hours ago the woman who ordered a Lemon Drop is the only person to this day who has screamed at me at work, so I'll say that's a drink for high maintenance assholes
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    Text - wisco 10.3k points 3 hours ago "One Caucasian Please" - neckbeard fedora dude ordered about 10 white russians from me one night and called them "caucasians" everytime while chuckling to himself every time he came up to the bar
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    Text - time_is_galleons 8.7k points 4 hours ago Martini 'shaken, not stirred' Idiot who knows nothing about booze and definitely has no idea what they're ordering, and will most likely not like it That said, I'm pretty tolerant of most drink orders, people are allowed to like what they like, even if I don't share the same taste
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    Text - UncleTrustworthy 4.6k points 3 hours ago My go-to is a bourbon old fashioned. A bartender once told me this means I'm an old woman from the South
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    Text - Booji-Boy 4.3k points 3 hours ago Vodka soda with a splash of cran will either be an obnoxious white girl or a slender gay man. IPA drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask 15 questions and try 15 samples. Long Island drinkers are almost always garbage, and bad tippers. There is an entire demographic of female drinkers that don't care what it tastes like as long as it is pink or blue
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    Text - mourning_starre 3.9k points 3 hours ago . edited 50 minutes ago There is a woman who spoke almost no English who came into the pub I work at and chose a Famous Grouse (Scotch) and Monster (energy drink). Its the most disgusting combination I can think of really. To answer the question: people who order some really weird shit are usually just from another country or inexperienced drinkers; doesn't mean they are weird people EDIT: I did also see someone order Bailey's and Pepsi as a joke. N
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    Text - drunk_and_clumsy 2.4k points 3 hours ago Anyone who orders a drink and says "make it stong" means that they aren't going to tip. No, I will not give you free booze, this is how I make my living. I always ask if they want to order (and therefor pay for) a double, the answer is always no. You can Fuck right off, my good sir.
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    Text - CoolHandRK1 7.9k points 4 hours ago LIT. Usually someone who wants to get drunk for cheap and is going to complain that the drink is not strong enough. Life Pro Tip for bartenders, before serving, fill the straw with well tequila. You will never get another complaint about a weak LIT
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    Text - Danysco 2.0k points 2 hours ago "Add extra vodka to my drink" I give them the bill "Why are you charging me for extra alcohol?" Idiot
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    Text - 3 hours ago acunderthetree 6.8k points Ordering Manhattans while in nyc because of the novelty, not knowing that it's mostly bourbon then saying it's too strong
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    Text - SpudFlaps 2.0k points 3 hours ago Any variety of boilermaker...guaranteed the customer is an alcoholic. I had a guy who would regularly order 22 oz bottless of some limited run micro-brew. He preferred the beer poured over ice with a shot of vodka added. He also didn't own a vehicle, unless you count a bicycle as a vehicle. Here's to you Voodoo Child.
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