28 People Share the Most Ridiculous Ways They've Seen Dudes "Defend" Their Manhood

In today's age of fluid sexuality and gender, some men feel the need to "defend" their masculinity from the impending destruction of all things manly in the face of nicely presented shrimps or a pink hair tie. For some reason, being genetically male isn't enough and these men need to prove that they are MEN. I'm not sure where their ideas of what a man is came from, because last time I checked, you won't instantly turn into a woman if eat yoghurt. Anyway, people like this exist and here are some of the most ridiculous stories we found on Reddit. Don't learn from these stories, OK? Your masculinity is not in danger.

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