Superdog
"One night I had a dream that I woke up in the middle of the night and talked to Batman. He asked me if I saw a rampaging purple banana. I said yes and he called me a dumbass, flipped me off and left in Santa Clause's sleigh with the naked butler instead of a reindeer :/"
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