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18 Snappy Responses That Will Make Anyone Laugh

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    Motor vehicle - FOX FOX59 News 59 @FOX59 No more snow days: School district replaces wintry days off with online classes 2O BIS STOP t @riquetheruler We got out of school at the right time ladies and gentlemen.
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    Text - Scientists just erased certain memories from a snail's brain-and they think itll work with humans, to0 DANK MMEOLOGY @lordflaconegro Scientists: do you remember anything? Snail: Scientists: my god what have we done
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    Text - alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it
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    Text - baby @sidebae DANK TWITTER NEEDS AN UPDATE WHERE U CAN PLAY MUSIC ON UR PAGE SO WHEN SOMEBODY COME ON UR PAGE THEY GON BE HEARING YA FAV SONG. VINCENT @vinnycrack we have finally reached the generation that doesn't know what MySpace is
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    Text - IG's therecoveringproblemchild @Therecoveringproblemchild Isn't it weird that you've never seen a Girl Scout eat a Girl Scout cookie? 3/14/18, 12:36 PM The Notorious B.I.G. @BiggieSmalls Never get high on your own supply.
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    Cartoon - RCowboys can't be sexy Today@12:23 PM I bet you feel dumb right now
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    Product - NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4 nbc4i. co/2tva3At JUN 27 JUN 27 UN 25 @KillianTrill study finds that 16.4 million Americans are dumb as fuck
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    Food - Life tip: bite off the corner of your pizza roll and blow into it for instant and easy cooling |MM @MyFavsTrash Life is too short for this. You put the whole thing in your mouth then do that open chewing thing while exhaling the flames like a dragon.
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    Organism - @spreadterror a bird landed on my girlfriends head @will_ent @ALSTON2008 that ain't no bird that is an omen of death
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    Text - Captain Yam-omoto' @BoomdrawOfFizix Do you do: Sock>Sock>Shoe>Shoe Or Sock>Shoe> Sock-Shoe? Bri Schwapp @brischh what kind of a SOCIOPATH does sock shoe sock shoe
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    Photography - Can someone please explain why the fuck theres a dog on this plane Dog On Plane @dog plane Mind your fucking business I paid for my ticket
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    Vehicle - rach @rachwestridge i love this album nel 0RANGE The Don @JackedYoTweets Bitch are you driving a washing machine?
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    Text - Probably the greatest thing I ever drew when I was 12 Ho you BEAN That bean doesn't even have face but it looks so done with that other bean's shit
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    Text - К. I bet you couldn't make a sentence without "a" WonderWoman You thought you just did something here didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
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    Text - @f112x what's worse than a heartbreak? Polo @egyptianclout You ever woke up and then realized your phone was never charging?
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    Wildlife - DeadlyNightshade @231 Tally How can u eat these precious creatures????? YT: The Focus Group @ManLikeKofii Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes??
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    Food - dinah @dinahslutmusi the right way zander @finah you wipe your ass before you take a shit as well don't you
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    Adaptation - CNN CNN@CNN The US Coast Guard rescued a sea turtle entangled in bundles of cocaine off the coast of Florida Cayde-6'5 @Parkour_Lewis Lol, that turtle was moving weight and hit the coast guard with "I just got tangled up", legend
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