Matty Malaprop
Punmaster xXPeaceLoveRockXx says: "This took more time to make than it appears to have taken. Yay MS Paint."
I'm actually fairly certain this is hate mail against me, but I'm pretty impressed that a user created a pun in my honor, so I'm posting it anyway because I CAN and also did I mention YOU CAN'T REPLACE ME. - Matty Malaprop
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