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23 Truly Creative "Help Wanted" Signs

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    Text - Job NoiN . the prireapil awiy TO In your life that you Do to earn Money Now HIRING CASHIER NAHT Cook NiGHTS DRIVER PIT
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    Signage - HELP WANTED WE MEAN,CUSTOMERS PLEASE. BUY SOMETHING!!
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    Text - We're looking for computer engineers who like to solve difficult problems. Call us on this number now: -24, ya30 Phone: 01.(yx)-(y 10)x10 x-24, y 30 Phone:-01.(yx)-y 10')x10 x-24, ya30 Phone: 01.(y x).(y 10' )x10 x-24, y 30 Phone: 01.(yx).ly-10)x10 x-24, y 30 Phone:-01.(yx).ly-10')x10 x-24, y 30 Phone:-01.(y x)y-10')x10 X-24, y 30 Phone: 01.(yx).(y-10')x10 x-24, y 30 Phone: 01(yx).y 10 ')x10 x-24, y 30 Phone:-01(y-x).-(10)x10 x-24, ya30 Phone:-01.(yx).(y 10')x10 X 24, ya30 Phone: 01-(y-x)
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    Night - TACO BELL Drive Thru NEEDA JOB LETS TACU CO BELL BOUTIT
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    Vehicle - STORE CLOSING NOW HIRING
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    Banner - NOW HIRING FRIED TURKEYS
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    Text - Help Wanted 144 CAB DRIVERS WANTED Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.
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    Text - BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL EVENTUALLY ASK FOR CAS MONEY NOW HIRING APPLY IN PERSON WITH MANAGER Ir'S A GRIND COFFEE HOUSE Life's A Grind Without Our Coffee
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    Text - HELP WANTED: START A CAREER IN THE FASCINATING, FAST-PACED LUCRATIVE PUDDING BUSINESS LONG HARD HOURS VERY LOW PAY LOTS OF HEAVY LIFTING WORK FORA BALL-BUSTING ASSHOLE DEAD-END JOB NO BENEFITS NO ADVANCEMENT MUST BE COLLEGE GRAD START IMMEDIATELY
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    Text - Now Hiring Cashier - Weekends- Must be 21+ Applications avail. Inside Cannot look anything like "Skeletor from "He-Man"
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    Handwriting - Sign 342, Srill Losk ag for that SeaCial pevson... yo Knaw he one, the open Schedule one, the one that Poesnt Cry, he one thuts not Late all the hme, the one tha makes thin happen and Not Waits For ths to huepen... that one
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    Sign - ILIN WENDY'S IN MEMORY OF DAVE WE WILL MISS YOU NOW HIRING
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    Circle - EAST JORDAN ATTENTION! Now Hiring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles INQUIRE WITHIN EAST JORDAN IRON WORKS
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    Signage - BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO NOW HIRING PLEASE NO DINOSAURS WITH CLEVER HUMAN COS TUMES-FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU.
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    Text - Help Wanted "Must dominate the English language" Call: (917)
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    Text - NOW HRNG OPART TIME MUST HAVE OPEN AVAILABILITY 18 OR OLDER ONLY MUST LIKE SMILING AND HAPPY THIN GS
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    Motor vehicle - BURGER KING SPONGEBOB IS HERE HIRING MANAGERS
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    Font - McDonald's BILLIONS AND BILLIONS SERVED DRIVE-THRU BURRITOS 99 NOW HIRING LOSERS $6 A HOUR
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    Text - APPLY TODAY Now OPEN = Piz2A cOok GUALIFICATIONS NOT BE A CRYBAG, MASTERS IN S.YM SHUTTING YOUR MOUTH. ABLE To READ YoR ScHEDULE
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    Text - WANTED EVIL GENIUS seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopath for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. NO Weirdos Call: 1-800-MWA-HAHA
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    Text - NOw HIRING MUST HAVE A CLUE
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    Sky - @freshmemecake AP00000- VE ARE LDOKING FoR GRAPHIC DESIGNER he
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    Text - WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
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