16 Demoralizing Insults To Try Out On Your Sworn Enemies

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mattstaff
Aug 29, 2018 5:00 PM EDT

Just make sure you only try these on people you don't plan on talking to again any time soon. That or save these for your dear friends when they're being shameless sh*theads. 

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    People - I'll bet you're the kind of guy who sets fireworks off in the middle of the day so they're .easier to see.
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    Crayon - I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
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    Text - Tenvy everyone you have never met.
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    Dish - You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.
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    Wicker - Cupcake. Nobody likes being called cupcake when they're pissed off.
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    Text - I can only explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.
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    Text - Like Ron Swanson oncesaid, just call them the wrong name. It lets them know that you do not care enough about them to remember what their name is.
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    Submarine - You're about as useful as a screen door in a submarine.
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    Performance - Life is full of disappointments, just ask your parentş.
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    Text - EUSO Not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
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    Incandescent light bulb - You're not the brightest bulb in the box, butyou are the sharpest.
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    Talent show - brought to you by FOR THE TATHERNE would love to insult you but rt Come I'm afraid I won't do it as well as nature did.
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    Text - Look at you, standing there with your elbow half way up your arm/and your teeth in wigh ide your mouth.
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    Helmet - Go get your helmet and wait in the car. 10 Ue
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    Text - Somewhere out there, there's a tree whose single purpose on edrth is to replace the oxygen you waste... Go find it and apologize.
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