Optimist: glass half full. Pessimist: wrong half of glass.

Parents miss daughter's wedding while taking their 21-year-old son to a theme park, bride tells tells family and friends what they did: 'She never paid attention' 1

Teacher misread the clock, causing student to rush and fail his midterm, he comes back with a vengeance on the final: 'I thought I only had 5 minutes left' 2

Relive the Glory Days With These 34 Throwbacks Every 90s Kid Will Love 3

'I'm not cutting grandma off for a stepsister I didn't ask for': Dad chooses 16-year-old step-daughter over his 17-year-old son, asks him to cut off his grandmother because she didn't get stepdaughter as many Christmas presents last year 4

'I quit. It wasn’t even an hour after I clocked in': Undervalued employee gets reprimanded for costing the company $12, he costs them more by quitting 5

Undervalued employee proves their worth, gets $10,000 raise after Office Karen tried to get them fired: 'I turned off every automated task I had ever set up' 6

'I have to stop the ceremony because there's a cat': Adorable Screaming Kitten Crashes Couple’s Wedding, Gets Adopted by Them, and Joins Their Newly-Formed Family 1

Emailing Santa 2

The Committee Against Vacuum Cleaners is hiding well. 3

Meownday. 4

He has your pawckage. 5

And also cat pawperty, like everything around the house. 6