19 Unbelievably Funny Q & A From Tourists Going To Canada

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Sep 16, 2018 3:00 PM EDT

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  • 01
    canada tourist - Horse - Qcl HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT A FAMOUS! ANIMAL IN CANADA, BUT I FORGET ITS NAME IT S A KIND OF BIG HORSE WITH HORNS. (USA) A: IT'S CALLED A MOOSE. THEY ARE TALL AND VERY VIOLENT, EATING THE BRAINS OF ANYONE WALKING CLOSE TO THEM. YOU CAN SCARE THEM OFF BY SPRAYING YOURSELF WITH HUMAN URINE BEFORE YOU-GO-OUT WALKING mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 02
    canada tourist - Transport - Q:TWANT TO WALK FROM VANCOUVER TO TORONTO CAN I FOLLOW THE RAILROAD TRACIKS? (SWEDEN) A SURE IT S ONLY FOUR THOUSAND MILES (7000 KM), TAKE LOTS OF WATER.. mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 03
    canada tourist - Photo caption - Q: WILL I BE ABLE TO SEE POLAR BEARS IN THE STREET? (USA) AB DEPENDS HOW MUCH YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 04
    canada tourist - Flower - QB1 HAVE NEVER SEEN IT WARM ON CANADIAN TV, SO HOW DO THE PLANTS GROW? (UKO A WE IMPORT ALL PLANTS FULLY GROWN AND THEN JUST SIT AROUND AND WATCH THEM DIE mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 05
    canada tourist - Vegetation - 0IS IT SAFE TO RUN AROUND IN THE BUSHES IN CANADA? |(SWEDEN) A: SO IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SWEDES mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 06
    canada tourist - Mammal - Q: IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I FIND THE NAMES AND ADDRESSES OF PLACES TO CONTACT FOR A STUFFED BEAVER. CITALY) Az LET'S NOT TOUCH THIS ONE. mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 07
    canada tourist - Photo caption - CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME INFORMATION ABOUT HIPPO RACING IN CANADA? CUSA) A: A-FRI CA IS THE BIG TRIANGLE SHAPED CONTINENT SOUTH OF EUROPE. CA-NA-DA IS THAT BIG COUNTRY TO YOUR NORTH... OH FORGET IT SURE THE HIPPO RACING IS EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT IN CALGARY. COME NAKED. mematrc.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 08
    canada tourist - Text - Q: WHICH DIRECTION IS NORTH IN CANADA? (USA) W- E A: FACE SOUTH AND THEN TURN 90 DEGREES CONTACT US WHEN YOU GET HERE AND WE'LL SEND THE REST OF THE DIRECTIONS ewatic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 09
    canada tourist - Output device - oiARE THERE ANY ATMS (CASH MACHINES) IN CANADA? CAN YOU SEND MEA-LISTOF THEM IN TORONTO VANCOUVER, EDMONTON AND HALIFAX? (UK) 0123 O000 QI23RF A: WHAT DID YOUR LAST 123RF SLAVE DIE OF? QI123RF imematicnet ם0מ
    via theshadowlander
  • 10
    canada tourist - Team - Q: CAN YOU SEND ME THE VIENNA BOYS' CHOIR SCHEDULE? (USA) A: AUS TRI-AIS THAT QUAINT LITTLE COUNTRY BORDERING GER-MAN-Y WHICH IS. OH FORGET IT. SURE, THE VIENNA BOYS CHOIR PLAYS EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT IN VANCOUVER AND IN CALGARY STRAIGHT'AFTER THE HIPPO RACES. COME NAKED. mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 11
    canada tourist - Cutlery - Q: CAN I BRING CUTLERY INTO CANADA? (UK) A: WHY? JUST USE YOUR FINGERS LIKE WE DO. mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 12
    canada tourist - Human leg - Q: CAN I WEAR HIGH HEELS IN CANADA? (UK) A: YOU ARE AN AMERICAN POLITICIAN, RIGHT?. 7 mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 13
    canada tourist - Perfume - Q: DO YOU HAVE PERFUME IN CANADA? (GERMANY) A NO WE DON'T STINK ematic.net
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  • 14
    canada tourist - Font - 0 HAVE DEVELOPED A NEW PRODUCT THAI IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. CAN YOU TELLAME WHEREI CAN SELL IT IN CANADA? (USA) A: ANYWHERE SIGNIFICANT NUMBERS OF AMERICANS GATHER. mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 15
    canada tourist - Text - Q: CAN YOU TELL ME THE REGIONS ON BRITISH COLUMBIA WHERE THE FEMALE POPULATION IS SMALLER THAN THE MALE POPULATION? (ITALY) CUZZY'S A: YES, GAY NIGHTCLUBS. mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 16
    canada tourist - Cartoon - Q: DO YOU CELEBRATE THANKSGINING IN CANADA? @23RF USA) BRF Q123RF A: ONLY AT THANKSGIVING imematic.net 123RF @I123RF
    via theshadowlander
  • 17
    canada tourist - Adaptation - Q: PLEASE SEND A LIST OF ALL DOCTORS IN CANADA WHO CAN DISPENSE RATTLESNAKE SERUM. (USA) A ALL CANADIAN RATTLE SNAKES ARE PERFECTLY HARMLESS, AND CAN BE SAFELY HANDLED AND MAKE GOOD PETS mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 18
    canada tourist - Photo caption - IWAS IN CANADA IN 1969 ON RER AND I WANT TO CONTACT THE GIRL . DATED WHILE I WAS STAYING IN SURREY, BC CAN YOU HELP? (USA) A:YES, AND YOU WILL STILL HAVE TO PAY HER BY THE HOUR mematic.net
    via theshadowlander
  • 19
    canada tourist - Text - Q: WILL VBE ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH MOST PLACES I GO? (USA) eh? A: YES, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO LEARN IT FIRST. mematic.net
    via theshadowlander

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