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"Did that hurt? Sorry not sorry."
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"Oh, you just LOVE summer? Let me ruin that for you."
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"Excuse me while I crawl over your face as you sleep."
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"I'm a bird. Enough said."
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"Good luck not slipping and dying!"
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"Bleeding isn't enough pain. Here, take some cramps!"
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"Come over here so I can literally stab you 100 times."
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"Is that a raisin or my poop? Better taste it and see."
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"Oh, you wanted to use sight while traveling 75 mph in a car? Nah."
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"Feed me and take care of me so one day I can eat your corpse."
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