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Reddit of The Day: What Are The Biggest A**holes in Nature?

Nature is pretty harsh. Kill or be killed, dog eat dog—you get the picture. To live in this desolate wasteland we call Earth, nature has to adapt by taking on some a**hole-ish tendencies. Here are some of nature's biggest a**holes, courtesy of Reddit...

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    "Did that hurt? Sorry not sorry."

    Skin - ] BlackbirdofChernobyl 165 points 6 hours ago Mosquitos and Wasps. I wish every last one would just explode and die permalink save report give gold reply
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    "Oh, you just LOVE summer? Let me ruin that for you."

    Skin - - ihavenoenemies 1 point an hour ago Prickles in grass. I think aussies call them bindis. You're running along, everything is fine, then you're stabbed in the foot. permalink save report give gold reply
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    "Excuse me while I crawl over your face as you sleep."

    Pest - -] NaffRespect 1 point 3 hours ago Cockroaches. They just don't die. permalink save report give gold reply
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    "I'm a bird. Enough said."

    Bird - - Plainchant 69 points 6 hours ago Cuckoo birds lay their eggs in other birds' nests. I think that qualifies. permalink save report give gold reply
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    "Good luck not slipping and dying!"

    Leaf - ] breakingbad4321 1 polnt 5 hours ago Fallen leaves in a wet country, they just remind me of soggy cornflakes when I walk on them permalink save report give gold reply
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    "Bleeding isn't enough pain. Here, take some cramps!"

    Skin - [-] Rakaith 19 points 5 hours ago Menstruation. permalink save report give gold reply
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    "Come over here so I can literally stab you 100 times."

    Porcupine - [] Tadpole 2 points 4 hours ago Porcupine. Easily one of the biggest assholes in the animal kingdom. All they do is kill trees, make little porcupines and up the occasional dog. Wasps are also pretty assholish.
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    "Is that a raisin or my poop? Better taste it and see."

    Mammal - If If Was_a_5th 53 polnts 6 hours ago Mice just walk around, shitting and pissing on everything permalink save report give gold reply
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    "Oh, you wanted to use sight while traveling 75 mph in a car? Nah."

    Facial expression - [] PuppyPavilion 62 points 6 hours ago The sun while driving east in the morning or west in the evening. permalink save report give gold reply
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    "Feed me and take care of me so one day I can eat your corpse."

    Cat - -scottevil110 33 points 6 hours ago Cats. Cats are assholes in every conceivable way permalink save report give gold reply
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