14 Cringe-Riddled Slang Words Kids Won't Stop Saying

Kids say the darnedest things these days. Most of the time I need a translation to understand their slang. These Whisper confessions from parents and siblings of little ones show us that even the youngest ones have adopted this new talk. It makes me feel old. 

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