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14 Cringe-Riddled Slang Words Kids Won't Stop Saying

Kids say the darnedest things these days. Most of the time I need a translation to understand their slang. These Whisper confessions from parents and siblings of little ones show us that even the youngest ones have adopted this new talk. It makes me feel old. 

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    Facial expression - My son (6) says lawlz when he laughs. It make me cringe but l still laugh about it. My daughter (5) talks in text and that makes me cry inside
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    Face - My 10 year old sister omg my eyelashes are on fleek Me did you really just say that? Social media is poisoning the young
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    Facial expression - My son is mad because his sister is, quote, "throwing shade."How do I parent this.
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    Food - I just asked my daughter if she wanted a sip of my pumpkin spice latte and she said, No mommy. Im not basic What
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    Hair - Conversation between my 6 year old sister and my dad Sis Jenny and Sarah broke my toy Dad: ohh what are you gonna do about that Sis dab on em I Cant
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    Dress - l asked my little sister what she thought of my winter formal dress and she goes, Slay queen! I burst out laughing
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    Text - My brother says chil Fam in every sentence
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    My little brother keeps hash tagging things. it's so # annoying
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    Cartoon - When a 12 year old says her "bae" is cheating go play outside and finish your homework
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    My 10 year old cousin keeps saying boi and its actually hilarious
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    Text - My eleven year old says seems legit all the time lt makes me cringe so hard
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    I gave my 5 year old little brother some fruit snacks, and he goes oh my god this is lit! I'm done
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    My daughters keep on dabbing They wont stop with the annoying slang.
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    My 9 year old cousin mumbled in his sleep, gotchu fam.
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