These Kids Don't Mess Around When it Comes to Writing Letters to Santa

These kids know exactly what they want for Christmas and they aren't afraid to ask for it. Some of them have a long list, others are just very specific. These letters will remind you to be a little more imaginative when you ask for presents this year.

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Emily Knows What She Wants, And She's Not Wrong

Turtles are cool.

via Know Your Meme

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2
All I Want For Christmas Is Live Wild Animals

After listing 7 inanimate gift ideas he follows it up with this:
"Dear Santa, there is six more things I want but this is special, could you get me a real pet cub of a linxy, bobcat, snowleopard, cougar, caracal and a mountain lion"

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3
Do You Think Santa Has Amazon Prime?

How's he supposed to copy/paste that?
4
Is This a Pick Up Line?

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5
Santa Has a Very Troubling Relationship With Tax and Tariff Policy

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6
This Kid Is Willing to Make a Deal

"Dear Santa,
I like you. Do you like me? I would like a DS Mario please. Next year I will give you money. How does that sound? Pretty cool. It does to me. That's the deal."

Via ourcrazylife
7
Santa Loves Chips!

Submitter Chris says his almost-three-year-old son dictated his letter to Santa as his mother wrote it down. He enjoys potato chips and apparently so does Santa.
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8
This Kid Just Wants What We All Want

To be the very best.

Via @kfan
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Does This Kid Want One of Those or All of Them?

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10
Not Sure if Throwing Shade at Your Parents is the Best Way to Get a Puppy

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11
I Thought You Got Coal for Being Naughty

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12
This Kid is Making Technology Do the Work for Him

Or is it the Dad who's got it all figured out?

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