Twitter's Getting Too Hilariously Real About What You Should've Accomplished By Age 35

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mattstaff
Oct 29, 2018 5:00 PM EDT

Thanks to one of those bold and aggressively overachieving "studies" that came out, we now know what our finances should look like in our 30s. Apparently you should have twice your annual income in savings by 35. Let that stomach-turning tidbit of idealistic finances sink in....yeah, no. 

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    Text - Daniel Soulless Follow @DanielSolis By 35 you should have at least two abandoned blogs, one dormant podcast or streaming channel, three RPG campaigns prepped but never run, and five unfinished novels (graphic, text, or interactive)
    via @DanielSolis
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    Text - Alex Kerfoot Follow @akerfoot By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers
    via @DanielSolis
  • 03
    Text - Jon "Fun Size Jon Baker" Baker Follow @JonBaker By age 35, you should have figured out how to spell "bananas" without having to mentally sing Hollaback Girl
    via @DanielSolis
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    Text - Sp00ky Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv Follow By age 35 you should have a chair in your bedroom used only for holding clothes that aren't dirty enough for the laundry but that you're too lazy to put away
    via @DanielSolis
  • 05
    Text - Eric Allen Hatch Follow @ericallenhatch By the time you're 35 you should be making monthly payments to 17 different streaming services that together almost offer a film library comparable to a brick-and-mortar video store
    via @DanielSolis
  • 06
    Text - vytas Follow @peakysblinder by age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags
    via @DanielSolis
  • 07
    Text - Chemjobber Follow @Chemjobber By age 35, you should have saved twice as many PDFS of scientific papers as you could possibly read in your remaining lifetime.
    via @DanielSolis
  • 08
    Text - Kelly Weill Follow @KELLYWEILL by age 35 you 've made your boss a lot of money
    via @DanielSolis
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    Text - Sam Sykes Follow @SamSykesSwears By age 35, you should have at least 10 framed pictures of Jeff Goldblum in your home.
    via @DanielSolis

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