I Can Has Cheezburger?

10 Reasons Why Cats Make The Best Alarm Clocks Ever

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    They will patiently wait for exactly the right time.

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    They never run out of batteries.

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    They are fundamentally and morally opposed to the "snooze" button.

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    They are willing to deploy a personal touch

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    They are willing to take great risks in order to get the job done

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    Unless you need a more vigorous wake-up-call, in which case they are happy to oblige.

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    They are both timely and persistent.

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    They will perform their role in a regular and timely fashion without getting too invested in it.

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    If you ask nicely, they may even wake you up with a massage.

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    And, if you're lucky enough to get your hands on a top-of-the-line model, they will wake you with a kiss.

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