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They will patiently wait for exactly the right time.
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They never run out of batteries.
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They are fundamentally and morally opposed to the "snooze" button.
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They are willing to deploy a personal touch
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They are willing to take great risks in order to get the job done
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Unless you need a more vigorous wake-up-call, in which case they are happy to oblige.
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They are both timely and persistent.
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They will perform their role in a regular and timely fashion without getting too invested in it.
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If you ask nicely, they may even wake you up with a massage.
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And, if you're lucky enough to get your hands on a top-of-the-line model, they will wake you with a kiss.
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