"Pizza Hut Swag" is a Hellish Reality You Brought Upon Yourselves, America

There's no denying we love pizza: there's pizza rat, none pizza with left beef, countless joke requests on delivery boxes, and even girls getting shot in the butt with pizza in slow motion. Somewhere along the way, we've given marketing people the idea that it's okay to make "Pizza Hut Swag."

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What the f**k is that, you ask?

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There's a "pizza is bae" hoodie

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"Tribal" leggings

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Is that badly photoshopped or is my vision deteriorating?
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This "sassy" tee

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A blanket (and pillowcase!)

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"Pizza vision" glasses

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Swag, swag, swag!

On the plus side, proceeds from this merch go to the World Food Program USA to support their food assistance programs. Hopefully they aren't feeding people Pizza Hut.

Listen, Pizza Hut, just let people love pizza the way nature intended: through Instagram, memes, and gratuitous butt videos.
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