These 28 Tweets About Being Broke Will Have You Laughing To Mask The Pain

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AmyBrown
Nov 24, 2018 1:00 PM EST

The truth is hard to swallow -- luckily, we have laughter to help us cope with it! Enjoy these painfully true, but funny, tweets about what it's like to be a real person in the real world. May we all survive until the next paycheck!

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  • 01
    Text - trUSpanky McDutcherson thatdutchperson Follow Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.
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    Money - College Student @CollegeStudent Follow My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness DEYO
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    Toilet - Steve Suckington eSteveSuckington Follow What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
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    Text - VI APOVA Brandy Jensen eBrandyLJensen Follow "money is fake!!!" I scream as I careen myself into another overdraft fee S3 SA
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    Text - Jessie Follow eNicCageMatch "Hello darkness my old friend." Darkness: I'm not lending you any money.
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    Text - el negrito @say_bik Follow Y'all really didn't have to go there. UberFacts @UberFacts Bill Gates has more dollars than you have seconds left in your life.
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    Text - Cat Damon Follow eCornOnTheGoblin buying book on how to save money and stops in the middle of purchase] wait a second
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    Tree - Mike Ginn Follow eshutupmikeginn I wish I had hooves because I hate spending money on shoes and I almost never use my toes.
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    Text - AdamCerious Follow Browtweaten Me: $27 for two movie tickets? Ticket guy: Uh, we have some pretty cheap matinees Me: Buddy, I don't care how slutty your sea cows are
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    Grass - Tim Follow Playing Dad Walking around park with kid] Daughter: Daddy, why is grass green? Me: Because God wants to remind me every place I go I have no money
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    Text - dream ghoul OTheDreamGhoul Follow MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: "realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking
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    Text - Nate Usher Follow @thenatewolf ME AT 21: I wish I had enough money to change the world ME AT 31: I wish I had enough money to change my Brita filter.
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    Product - chy Follow echydollasign paid my rent so don't ask me to go out because i'm in the crib getting my moneys worth.
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    Text - NOT A METH LAB Follow @jenlaw_ 11 One day son, all this will be yours "gestures towards massive student loan debt and a shitty car
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    Text - Kay eKaylarWill Follow It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus 584.36 XX DOLLARS
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    Text - Daz? Follow HomeProbably It's OK, funds. I'm insufficient too
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    Text - oxygenplug @oxygenplug Follow [commercial for college] person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?
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    Toy - Chris Sotto Follow @chrismsotto me on payday vs me a day after payday
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    Text - SixString Trucker Follow @MrEd EVH Me -I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account you better GET in the mood
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    Text - Laura O.G. Follow @igbk44 kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money
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    Text - Mike Ginn Follow @shutupmikeginn Age 15: someday I'm going to own a Ferrari Age 20: maybe l'll get a BMW someday Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk
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    Face - sophia white esophiamaws Follow visualization of my bank account right now
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    Text - Bridger Winegar Follow ebridger_w "I can give you $15 now, ask you to pay back once, and then quietly resent you for the rest of our lives." -Me as a Shark Tank investor
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    Product - irement Planing Kate Willett @katewillett Current retirement plan: is 75 too old become a trophy wife? Follow
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    Text - jojo @cloutboyjojoo Follow i'm gonna make myself the 1st person to slip and fall in an online store. ABC7 Eyewitness News GABC7 Amazon CEO @JeffBezos has surpassed Bill Gates to become the richest person in history abc7.la/2E090GS
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    Water bottle - David Hughes edavid8hughes Follow Cashier: do you want to buy a bottle of water for $1? The money goes to charity Me [pretty thirsty]: I already had some water a few days ago
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    Text - Robin Stokes. Follow TrinaBadu My goal was to have $10,000 saved by the end of 2018. Im already at $6.23
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    Text - jonny sun ejonnysun Follow i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"
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