Here Are The Very Best 'He's Not Your Man' Tweets So Far

If you ever use Facebook and Twitter, we're willing to bet that you have been privy to this very popular Twitter meme. The subtly sassy snow clone lists a variety of comically specific traits before revealing that the subject is not, in fact, your man. It's generally someone as nerdy as James Joyce or as much of a manic orange abomination as Gritty. We're into it, and hope to see more weird and clever renditions. 

Take a look at some more Funny Tweets here. 

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