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24 Hilarious Translations That Will Excitement the Toaster Man

Signs are brimming with the fun. Others are in different forms. How do they whereabouts go? Don't ask for humor when it here is.

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    Font - No Littering Violators will be fine 此處不准倒垃圾 違者嚴罰
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    Text - DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER ntly edn len hour Po oed's
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    Text - 保持安静是对他人的一种尊重, 谢绝儿童在餐F内嬉戏玩要, Please keep quiet and take care of your children.No romping in potato. Thank you 马铃善
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    Signage - REWTAL BOO BEES RENTAL VIDEO BOOBEES
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    Text - KICK YOUR ASS IS WRONG IDON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT 踢你屁股係無錯嘅 KING OF SHOOT THE SHIT 瀬茄王 NoSmoking I Will Crazy 不準吸煙我會發痛 No Beer No Dad 無啤無爹 YOU ARE MY LOVE MY ANGLE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE POTATO 我當你如珠如實米當我成水草
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    Text - 注意 Caution 歯まれます 指を入れないで下さい There is a bitten thing. Do not put the finger.
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    Text - MONEY CHANGER NO COMMISION NO RIP OFF NO BULL NO FUCK SHIT COUNTING MACINE FULL HONEST 1 00%
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    Text - SECRETARY, R.T.A SONEPAT सचिव, प्रादेशिक परिवहन प्राधिकरण सोनीपत DRIVE CAREFULLY 90% of all People are caused by ACCIDENTS सड़क सुरक्षा संगठन ( ह.पु) M.9813072976
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    Font - FROG SLIDE PERSON BELOW 54 OF HEIGHT ARE PERMITTED .ONE PERSON AT A TIME. ENTER WITH FEET FIRST. THIS IS NOT MEAT FOR ADULTS. www.engrish.com
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    Text - Attention THE 9th FLOOR HAS TEMPORARILY BEEN MOVED TO THE 15TH FLOOR
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    Text - Grab Me now! EVEN COCK 500ML $ 2.80 COCK ZERO $ 2.90 COCK LIGHT $ 3.00 SPRITE 500ML $ 2.50 100 PLUS ASST $ 2.70
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    Text - Got a minute? Get a meat!! There is no fish in head. my I do love Meat anyhow. Anyway,both Chiken and Beef are I need to get a mathematician to help. Meat!
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    Text - Dessert BEER Boobs ice 08* ¥100 オッパイアイス without tax) Mellon sherbet メロンシャーベット (without tax) 1University of potato ice180 大学芋アイス Ewithout ta talls Ice cream The offer at a special free for giris Male shalt pay 150 yen in silence 50 (without ta
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    Signage - SPECIAL Beef Lady Finger Meat 牛肋骨肉(坑腩) YOU SAVED 2 RD 69 Public 30¢ fisting 05/04-05/10 Reg. $2.99 9999 RANCH MARKET 大華超級市場 HAOAN LOL COM
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    Advertising - イ干货计价处儿 est FUCK THE CERTAIN PRICE OF GOODS
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    Text - ERECTION IN PROGRESS 施工中 不准使用
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    Text - 一干正事就犯困 一见美女就兴奋 During working I feel sad,when see beautiful girl I am exciting
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    Grass - 小草休息 请勿打搅 DO NOT DISTURB TINY GRASS IS DREAM ING
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    Font - If you hard. Thenyou hard. Get involved with Intramural Sports WORK PLAY
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    緊急開門拉桿 Emergency Door Cock
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    Text - おことわり Notice 本日二の丸庭園の滝が、工事に伴い水を 流しておりません。 何卒ご了承ください。 TODAY IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING
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    Text - 店長 For using our Toiletl Before using the Toilet, Please give the hall staff a notice. There is a Posibility that a lot of our Customers using this Toilet. Please don' t make a disaster inside. It Can Cause a fire, inside the toilet is No smoking and No fireworks If we see eather of it,we have no choice to call the Police. To defend our Customers from danger,If there is no call back or action,even long time posting for using the toilet ,there is a posibility to open the lock from outside.
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    Text - ANYONE, CAUGHT. SHOPLIFTER WILL BE SHOT 100 TIMES THE VALUE OF THE STOLEN ITEM S ขโมยสินคาปรับ 100 เท่า ENGRISH FUNNY.Ccom
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    Shopping mall - 大操厅 BIG FUCK HALL @笑道standup李老湿
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