31 People Share The Dumbest Things They've Done on Auto-Pilot

Ever stood at your front door, clicking the button on your car keys, trying to get into your house? And you just stand there, wondering, "what's wrong with this thing?" Then you probably understand what's going on here. There are probably hundreds of things we do without thinking, daily habits that no longer require any thought. But sometimes our brain wires get crossed (no, that's not the technical term for it), and we continue to look for our phone when it's in our hands (I'd be surprised if you haven't done that before). Here are 31 hilarious and relatable stories of the dumbest things Redditors have done without thinking. Don't get any ideas.

Like what you see? Follow our WhatsApp channel for more.

Posted by Eric Lund

Advertisement

Stay up to date by following us on Facebook!

Tags

trash cooking cars mistakes thinking dumb funny stupid idiots stories lol

Next on FAIL Blog

Scroll down for the next article

Comments

Advertisement

Hot Today

POPULAR

Employee gets passed over for promotion in favor of a coworker they trained: 'I'm baffled, I have many years [of] experience' 1

Biker shuts down the neighborhood Karen using 7 motorcycles to claim every parking spot in the apartment complex: ‘Yeah, all 7 of my motorcycles' 2

23 Work Memes for the Employees Clocking in Fashionably Late 3

Boss threatens contractors job when they park in the public parking space the boss normally uses, contractor gets even: 'I'm told that this boss gets the say on my contract and doesn't need a reason to end my contract' 4

Job seeker gets flown out to an interview and meets the successful candidate who already started in the role: 'Dude has only been there about a week...' 5

'We moved out without telling them': Intrusive landlord enforces monthly inspections, tenants move out, forcing him to scramble 6

UPVOTED

Guy puts in headphones to tune out grocery store Karen who's demanding to cut in line: 'Probably the greatest reaction to an entitled boomer I've seen in years' 1

Job seeker gets flown out to an interview and meets the successful candidate who already started in the role: 'Dude has only been there about a week...' 2

Boss threatens contractors job when they park in the public parking space the boss normally uses, contractor gets even: 'I'm told that this boss gets the say on my contract and doesn't need a reason to end my contract' 3

23 Work Memes for the Employees Clocking in Fashionably Late 4

20 wedding mishaps that led to divorce: 'The bride [...] showed up in a bright pink track suit' 5

Entitled Boomer calls neighbor 'lazy renter,' not knowing he's owned the house for 3 years: 'I told her to find the nearest retirement home' 6

Advertisement