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28 New And Absolutely Merciless Roasts From Wendy's On Twitter For National Roast Day

It's no secret that Wendy's brings down the brutal hammer of ultimate social media sass, on anyone who dares subject themselves to their heat. Today is a special day. It is National Roast Day and the following collection of people teeing themselves up to get sh*t on by Wendy's for the rest of Twitter to enjoy, is better than anything they could put on their menu. 

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    Text - Wendy's @Wendys It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay 9:00 AM 1/4/19 Twitter Web Client 1,267 Retweets 7,355 Likes
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    Text - Wendy's @Wendys Congratulations on being the worst part of trail mix Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut Alright, @Wendys. Roast this nut! twitter.com/ Wendys/status/.. 10:35 AM 1/4/19 Twitter Web Client 161 Retweets 1,023 Likes @megslice 51s M.J. Pack Replying to @Wendys You forgot raisins tho Wendy's @Wendys 2s We tried to. Thanks a lot.
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    Text - Hooters @Hooters Replying to @Wendys Whatcha got? 9:47 AM 1/4/19 Twitter Web Client 9 Retweets 220 Likes Wendy's Replying to @Hooters @Wendys 27m Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter. t1.96 28 1,047 2 more replies
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    Text - Matt Quenichet @matt_quenichet 1h 55 0 Do your worst, I'm curious 40 Wendy's @Wendys Replying to @matt_quenichet When football's over and you settle into that real world job, at least you'll have those DVD boxsets of Friday Night Lights to sit around with and get nostalgic. 9:39 AM 1/4/19 Twitter Web Client 9 Retweets 540 Likes
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    Face - SushiFro @JAP_KN 50m Replying to @Wendys Toast me 12 Wendy's Acted like you haven't been toasted since you woke up @Wendys 38m L14 224
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    Text - Daniel Pritchett @pritchett_dan 1h Replying to @Wendys not a big fan of your chicken nuggets 21 49 Wendy's@Wendys 44m Not a big fan of your existence 16 278 731 3 more replies
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    Text - KEG D Replying to @Wendys @_KEG_ 56m @Wendys My entire life Pve been wating for this moment GIF 21 Wendy's @Wendys 53m When no one listens is it still called a podcast? Or just an audio diary 2.3 3 270
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    Text - Dillon Spear @dillon_spear32m Replying to @Wendys Hit me with your best shot! 21 15 Wendy's Quit trying to model for Teen Vogue @Wendys 30m t12 106 2
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    Face - DaGlitchyBrotayto @GlitchyPotayto 23m Replying to @Wendys I'll take a roast. :) Wendy's We'd take some sour cream and cheese to go with that potato face @Wendys 11m L2.4 2 98
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    Face - Go ahead ik im ugly already tho Wendy's At least you know @Wendys 6m 2 2 51
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    Text - Spalding SPALDING Replying to @Wendys @Spalding 14m Let's ball. Shoot your shot. X 11.3 17 Wendy's Tom Hanks should've left you on the island. @Wendys 12m t1.8 166 7 1 more reply >
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    Text - Meg @MegOnZ92 23m Replying to @Wendys BRING IT WENDY come at me bro GIF Wendy's Got a feeling that nose ring isn't your most @Wendys 20m recent bad decision. t.2 116 2
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    Text - insomnia cookies @insomniaco... .38m Romnla Replying to @Wendys Cookies we don't roast, we bake. 24 3 63 Wendy's Being baked is probably good for your @Wendys 33m business tbh 2214 396
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    Text - good username @greycoleman 52m Replying to @Wendys I own two pet rats! Wendy's What a nice family you have @Wendys 33m 24 2 104
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    Text - Ruben Ferreira @roebafresh 19m Replying to @Wendys imma try this out 7 Wendy's Best selfies are the ones where we get to look at way less of your face. @Wendys 17m 84
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    Face - 2019 Goldfish @ALonelyGoldfish 13m Replying to @Wendys Roast me, Burger Mama. wwww w HEI NNTER 2 Wendy's How many 20 sided die do you own? @Wendys 11m 42
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    Text - Fernando @Rookie2476 56m Replying to @Wendys Roast me Wendy's @Wendys 54m Try to fit more X's in your usernames so people know just how rad you are. L2.2 132
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    Text - James Rake ll @James_Rakell 12m Replying to @Wendys Go ahead. Lol 5 Wendy's Where are your other four fingers? @Wendys 10m When do you stop washing face and start washing head? 46
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    Text - Josh Haney @Joshuahaney.54m Replying to @Wendys Bring it on. Whatcha got? 1 18 Wendy's@Wendys 52m You're one fedora away from going full reddit L.13 388
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    Text - Darian Camét @dariancamet 58m Replying to @Wendys Roast me. I'm ready. I can take it. 16 Wendy's You're making that tree super uncomfortable @Wendys 57m 170
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    Text - LordJack225Pig @JackWyant1 52m Replying to @Wendys Don't even try 12 Wendy's @Wendys 51m You workshopping titles for your memoir? 123
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    Font - aiden@aidenmichael27 4m Replying to @Wendys me... I'm ready Wendy's Homie, you can't be tweeting in preschool. @Wendys 1m Gotta learn maths or whatever. 23
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    Text - FunctN @real_functn 18m Replying to @Wendys Whatcha got? @Wendys Wendy's Where's your chin, bro? @Wendys 17m .1 3 29
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    Face - Replying to @Wendys please. If you want more material, I Roast me also moonlight as a clown. Wendy's you do know music continued after the great malenko, right? @Wendys 9m 16
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    Face - Aaron @Tims_Burner 14m Replying to @Wendys Bring it on, Wendy. Wendy's @Wendys 10m When you crop your bicep out of a flex pic, you know something is wrong t.1 56
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    Text - Austin Braun @AustinOnSocial 21m Replying to @Wendys hi sweetie do your worst 3 Wendy's @Wendys 16m This is what the chess club looks like as a person t1.3 63
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    Text - Yuno #Reworkmercy @YunoWho_M-5m Replying to @Wendys Do your worst @Wendys 3m Snapchat filter could save this Wendy's Not even a selfie 16
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    Face - Camren Elizabeth @CamrenElizabet1. 11m Replying to @Wendys Do your worst Wendy's How many Jeffree Star tutorials did it take to do your makeup @Wendys 8m L21 51
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