17 Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 6, 2019)

It's the first week of 2019 and parents continue on being the most exhusted and funniest creatures on earth.  So here are the 17 funniest tweets we scrolled down from parents this week. For more hilarious tweets from parents check out the 50 funniest parenting tweets of 2018.

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  • 01
    Text - Mommy Owl Follow @Lhlodder List of things my kids are willing to eat: 8:09 PM 2 Jan 2019 TJ 145 Retweets 838 Likes Theie
    via twitter
  • 02
    Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unic... Follow @XplodingUnicorn I told my kids, "If you have one more fight over that balloon, I'm popping it." So I get it, King Solomon. I get it. 8:19 AM - 5 Jan 2019 126 Retweets 2,778 Likes
    via twitter
  • 03
    Text - Simon Holland Follow @simoncholland I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put one on just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were. 10:56 AM - 30 Dec 2018 847 Retweets 5,786 Likes
    via twitter
  • 04
    Text - Oops!..I Dad It Again Follow @NewDadNotes Wife: i'm concerned our toddler is obsessed with comic books. Me: what makes you say that? Daughter: [to our cat] what is your origin story? Wife: see what I me- Me: shhh I wanna hear our cats origin story. 5:59 PM - 2 Jan 2019 1,106 Retweets 6,832 Likes
    via twitter
  • 05
    Text - Andy Richter Follow @AndyRichter Me: "Whose bra is that?" Daughter: "Mine." Me: "Why is it on the kitchen windowsill?" Daughter: "I took it off to eat." 1:39 PM - 30 Dec 2018 8,283 Retweets 110,602 Likes
    via twitter
  • 06
    Text - Sara Says Stop Follow @PetrickSara I asked my kids if they had any resolutions for the new year, and my daughter said she wanted to "eat Nutella every day." Yeah, she's definitely mine. 11:37 AM - 31 Dec 2018 38 Retweets 241 Likes
    via twitter
  • 07
    Text - Unfiltered Mama Follow @UnfilteredMama Just yelled "FINISH YOUR DINNER - THIS SALAD MIX WASN'T ON SALE!" So far nothing there's new in 2019. 8:21 PM 2 Jan 2019 16 Retweets 174 Likes Tidirs TAN
    via twitter
  • 08
    Text - Rodney Lacroix Follow @moooooog35 A good reason to have kids is to always have someone that can point out your physical flaws while waiting in a checkout line. 7:23 AM - 3 Jan 2019 17 Retweets 93 Likes
    via twitter
  • 09
    Text - Grant Tanaka Follow @Grant Tanaka asked my son what his favorite part of aquaman was & he said "the part with the water" so maybe it's time we reevaluate common core 8:14 AM - 3 Jan 2019 195 Retweets 790 Likes
    via twitter
  • 10
    Text - Mommy Cusses Follow @mommy_cusses The scene in Bird Box where Malorie feeds her kids Pop Tarts as their serving of fruit for the day is every mom who has run out of shits to give by 5pm. 12:15 AM - 31 Dec 2018 21 Retweets 179 Likes
    via twitter
  • 11
    Text - Sarcastic Mommy Follow @sarcasticmommy4 Went to put some milk in my coffee this morning only to realize my kids drank it all. They leave me no choice. Baileys it is 8:30 AM - 5 Jan 2019 95 Retweets 1,087 Likes
    via twitter
  • 12
    Text - Simon Holland Follow @simoncholland Happy New Year, your kid left half a sandwich and a banana in in their lunchbox over the break. 4:42 AM - 2 Jan 2019 130 Retweets 1,103 Likes
    via twitter
  • 13
    Text - Robert Knop Follow @FatherWithTwins My 9yo just shoved a bunch of napkins up his nose so he wouldn't have to taste the dinner made. How's your night going? 6:17 PM - 5 Jan 2019 3 Retweets 54 Likes
    via twitter
  • 14
    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad A word of advice to anyone who has a toddler who can reach the light switches in the house for the first time: do not applaud. 8:50 AM 5 Jan 2019 35 Retweets 231 Likes
    via twitter
  • 15
    Text - HowToBeADad HOW TO B A DAD Follow @HowToBeADad ME: What happened to all the granola bars I bought yesterday?? KID: Before I say anything, can we discuss this calmly? 4:06 PM - 1 Jan 2019
    via twitter
  • 16
    Text - Simon Holland Follow @simoncholland Me: my kids don't go back to school until January 8th. 911 Operator: Oh God. 11:24 AM - 31 Dec 2018 79 Retweets 777 Likes
    via twitter
  • 17
    Text - ScarScary Mommy Follow @ScaryMommy Kid: But moo000om, I want ice cream for dinner Me: And I want to not pee when I sneeze, yet here we are. 3:11 PM - 5 Jan 2019 42 Retweets 304 Likes
    via twitter

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