Woman's Twitter Thread Points Out The Hilarious Struggles Of A Muggle At Hogwarts

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mattstaff
Feb 17, 2019 9:00 PM EST

It is HARD out here for a Muggle. 

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    Text - LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus @ElleOnWords Iwould've gotten suspended from Hogwarts. Repeatedly. And possibly expelled "Miss McKinney, what's that in your hand?" "A pen." "Where's your quill?" "I don't have one." "Why not?" "Because it's 1991." "..ten points from Gryffindor."
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    Text - Replying to @ElleOnWords "Miss McKinney, what's that in your hand?" "A flashlight." "Where's your lantern?" "Do you hear yourself?" ...5 points from Gryffindor." t16 2 303 LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus 16h *sigh* "Miss McKinney... "Sir?" "What's that in your hand?" spiral notebook." "Where's your parchment?" "....what is parchment?" siiih*
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    Text - ....Miss McKinney." II "Yes'm?" "What's that in your hand?". II .you never seen a backpack before?" "Go to the headmaster's office!!!" "I'm just surprised, y'all got three headed dogs and flying Swiffers, but a backpack throws you off."
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    Text - LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus 16h "Any questions?" *Raises hand* "....yes, Miss McKinney?" "Why come y'all don't use electricity? Or develop a magical equivalent?" "Excuse me?" "I mean, the muggles put a man on the moon, but y'all still using choo choos and buggies. And I wanna listen to music." *SIllGH*
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    Text - LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus 16h "Miss McKinney." V "Mmm?" "You're late." "I know." "That's the 2nd time this week, and the 5th time this month." "Well, maybe if y'all let a girl have a hair dryer, I wouldn't have to sit by the fire for 2 hours. I'm not walking around Castle Dracula with a wet head." II II
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    Text - LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus 16h "Miss McKinney." "What?" "A number of students claim to witness you pouring some sort of potion over your meals. I'm certain you don't have permission for whatever it is." "Huh??" "A red potion?" "Oh, that's hot sauce. All this magic and y'all can't conjure SEASONED food..." II >
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    Text - LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus 16h "Miss McKinney." "Uh huh?" "You didn't finish your homework assignment." "Which one?" "For Care of Magical Creatures?" "Oh, right. Yeah, no, that book got teeth Not going near that." "But you-" "Sharp teeth." "...30 points from Gryffindor."
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    Text - LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus 16h "Miss McKinney." "Mm?" "For the last time, PLEASE mount your broom." "Mmmmmnope." "Why not?" "Not about to get me up in the air so I can fall and break my neck. Do you see that broom? Do you see my butt? This is a no win situation." "Merlin's beard... *exasperated*"
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    Text - LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus 15h "Miss McKinney, do you have any ideas why our letters to your parents continue to return unopened, or not at all?" "Because my momma said one of them damn birds got one time to shit in her house." "What? Y'all the ones who haven't managed email." "Just...go." 212 198 LL McKinney is on (partial) hiatus 15h "Miss McKinney, your turn to present on why Muggles Need Electricity." "Ahem. Ahem. The reason I believe Muggles Need Electricity is because magic
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