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20 Random Moments From Tinder To Shine A Light On The Chaotic Modern Dating World

There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...

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    tinder messages Text - Yesterday Hi Today Wanna steel my comfiest hoodie? Yes,I would like that lol Well you've got 2 choices, do you prefer an olive one or more of a greyish blue? Olive for sure bc it'll bring out the color of my eyes Mkay l'll be sure to wear it to our first date Speaking of which, when is that? Delivered Smooth, real smooth aha. When are you free?
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    tinder messages Text - Jason Yesterday 12:27 PM How much does an elephant way? Yesterday 1:26 PM Do you mean weigh? Lol yes that's correct Yesterday 2:11 PM That depends on the type of elephant, can range from 2700kg to 6000kg for full grown elephants depending on the type Well it's enough to break the ice. Hey my names Jason and I like to party Yesterday 2:38 PM Why is the elephant on the ice? Sent
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    tinder messages Text - Saturday 19:20 I like hot gingers xx Saturday 21:33 And I like pretty brunettes Today 03:25 How lovely Today 22:02 I would have called you beautiful but beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside of you yet. Sent
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    tinder messages that all you're here for? lol Today 6:44 PM yes give me money:-) yikes big nose looking like squidward fatass lookin like pearl Sen Mariah 20 Waitress 4 miles away I need a hot sugar daddy
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    tinder messages - Sydney, 24 18 miles away Active 33 seconds ago About Sydney The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I'm singing Fergilicious and it's at the part where she says " be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he's my witness" I can point to him and he'll do the little "WOOOOH" part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it's stressful because right after the woo00H part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think
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    tinder messages Text - Zii what!!! What? I didn't understand what u said what u mean! what do u mean What did you not understand? my name reminds u of what bcz u said " Your name reminds me or "leckZiis " LeckZiis balls Imao Sent
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    tinder messages If i was a hamster and I met a female hamster I liked, id say "aye girl, are you from Amsterdam cus Hamster Damn!" My panties just flew out the window Best pickup line I've ever heard
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    tinder Edit Info Done ABOUT ME I'm not looking for my future wife, I'm looking for the person 'll think about when I'm 35 driving my whiny kids to school in a shitty Honda minivan wondering where all my hopes and dreams went 305 JOB TITLE
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    tinder messages Text - you are absolutly stunning maddi share a bottle of wine with i would love to you at mine. Who the fuck is maddi lol Sent Imao copy past message, forgot to change the name
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    tinder messages Text - Is that dude your brother? Today 4:24 PM brother by blood but boyfriend by love! Your boyfriend is your brother? well my brother is my bf but i guess it's the same thing so ya Why are you on Tinder? Sent i have to find a fake boyfriend bc my mom is getting suspicious ALABAMA 00
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    tinder messages Text - Hi Laura Today 11:58 PM Wow... already got my name wrong,.. Sent Type a message GIF Send
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    tinder messages Ay gurl, Arby's and chill? Today 7:33 AM Mother of god Sent
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    tinder messages You're so beautiful l'd drink your bath water
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    tinder messages tinder is a place where people who lack social skills and confidence go to, to find love and affection of various kinds... most notably, embarrassing sex with humans you would never go for otherwise Tyne a message GIE
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    tinder messages feel like we've Неу connected on one of these before but never actually spoken. So, hi Today 9:58 PM ...we worked together for almost a year **
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    tinder messages Do you like imagine dragons Today 8:19 PM If you say imagine drag-on any of your body parts against mine I'm going to scream. Today 8:59 PM Imagine dragon dese nuts all over your face
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    tinder messages Want to come by my apt one day? lunedi 18:22 Not particularly leri 22:27 Than I come to yours? Oggi 17:44
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    tinder messages Nice legs, what time do they open;) There are no pictures showing your legs but I bet they are nice:p they're closed for the season Sent
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    tinder messages Hey what's up Yesterday 7:59 PM Hey..have my babies? Yesterday 10:11 PM Pay my bills? Sent
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    tinder messages So I'll cut to the chase... you're super gorgeous and I'd do anything to be able to use your thighs as ear muffs for awhile sometime. Thoughts?
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