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'Today's Tea' Is A Twitter Meme For Scorching Hot Takes

Seems like we can't say the word "tea" these days without people thinking it's regarding some hot gossip or an even hotter take. Some enterprising Twitter users started this meme earliers this month, and in the spirit of spilling, we've collected all our favorite spicy ASCII-art tweets. They range from incredibly literal to moderately controversial, but they're all pretty damn funny.

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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea You don't hate / | Nickelback you're just just a | follower
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea if ur pet don't / like him it's a sign | \ dump him
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea ur not sensitive / he's just a / fucking dick to you
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    twitter ASCII-art hot teabeing religious doesnt | mean you're a better / \person
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  • 5
    twitter ASCII-art hot tea he isn't worth it
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea college students / get a nose \ piercing and |start acting / | different.
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    twitter ASCII-art hot teadisliking popular / things doesn't \ make you cool & / \interesting find / | a new slant
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  • 8
    twitter ASCII-art hot teai don't hate anyone because / | i'm too busy hating | myself
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Juan Valdez Café / is infinitely better than Starbucks
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea you aren't actually | mature for your I age, he is just a \ pedophile
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  • 11
    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Halo 2 was better than /_ / Halo 3
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Today's tea: ) ) ) ( | It should be called / Teethpaste and | you know / it.
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Today's tea: THE ) ) ) ) ) \If you can't afford to / pay a living wage, / |you can't afford to run a \ business. /
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  • 14
    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Your employer knows when you lie | about Excel \ proficiency
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea |you can't hate / | I pineapple pizza \ if you haven't /_ tried it
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea it's actually coffee
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  • 17
    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Earl Grey
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  • 18
    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Is from | / /Dairy Queen
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea todays tea: wait OW OW OW too /hot oh /shit | i dropped / it
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea todays tea: ) ) ) ) Idon't know How to make |these line up/
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Today's tea: ) ) ) ) ) \You can't act surprised | that you got more / \than 1 item, when / |you do it all / the time
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Ah fuck burned my tongue | too hot ah
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    twitter ASCII-art hot tea Today's tea: ) | | This is Hot koolaid | Dumb ass. /
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