35 Parents Share The Most Embarrassing Things Their Toddlers Have Said In Public

Toddlers are the little overenthusiastic, unfiltered cheerleaders we never ask for. They chime in with well-meaning sentiments of unapologetic vulgarity, when what we might want, is to absolutely not be noticed. These little stories from mortified and embarrassed parents, are hilariously wholesome, but also amazingly brutal. But hey, thus is the life of a toddler who doesn't give a flying f**k!

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