Guy Handles Thirsty Wrong Number Text Like A Cautious Pro

When a wrong number texted this guy, and proceeded to swarm him with some thirsty interest, he met the advances like a cautious pro. It sounds like he's out there dodging all the bullets. And in this case, he passed the "text" with flying colors. Hell, by passing this one, he might've avoided another one's risky results. 

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