The @threechattycats page on instagram is based on an award winning blog for cat lovers. This cat mama documents all the funny daily talks she has with Woodrow, Harley, Olive and Dexter and it's actually all of us every day. Check out her blog and facebook page.
Dexter: Mama, I just can't.
Mama: Can't what?
Dexter: I don't know. But I just can't. So don't make me.
Mama: What are you doing on my towels, Olive?
Olive: I'm keeping them warm for you, Mama. Don't you like a warm towel after your shower?
Mama: I'd prefer a non-furry towel.
Olive: Well, I can't help you there. I'm only a towel warmer, not a de-furrer. That's asking too much of me, Mama.
Sophie: Come here, Mama. I have a secret.
Mama: Is it that you're super cute?
Sophie: That's no secret!
Mama: What's your secret then?
Sophie: To being super cute?
Mama: No, you said you have a secret.
Sophie: Did I? Sorry, I got distracted by my cuteness.
Woodrow: Mama, will Friday be here soon?
Mama: Very soon.
Woodrow: I'm so over this week.
Mama: All that napping and snoozing too much for you?
Woodrow: See, you get it.
Olive: Mama, get my good side!
Mama: All of your sides are good.
Olive: Flattery gets you nowhere with me, Mama. Now, get my good side!
Woodrow: Mama, will you open the screen door for me?
Mama: No, you're not allowed outside.
Woodrow: Never mind, I'll do it myself.
Harley: Hey guys, you look pretty comfy there. Are you looking for another cuddle buddy?Dexter: Move along, Harley. Three's a crowd.
Mama: What's wrong, Woodrow?
Woodrow: Do you think everyone will like my bow tie? I wanted to go with something festive for today, but I'm not sure pink is my color.
Mama: Woodrow, you would look good in any color.
Woodrow: Aww, you're making me blush. Happy Valentine's Day, Mama.
Mama: Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
Sophie: It's a fort kind of day, Mama.
Mama: Maybe you shouldn't build your fort on my bed. I almost crushed you!
Sophie: That's okay, Mama. I'll just install some steel rebar to reinforce the roof.
Mama: Doesn't sound like my bed will be very comfy anymore.
Sophie: But my fort will be uncrushable. So it's a win-win!
Mama: Could you two be any cuter?
Dexter: Hold on, Mama. Sophie, what do you think?
Sophie: We're pretty cute, Dexter. I think maximum cuteness has been reached.
Dexter: Mama, it's decided. We couldn't be any cuter.
Woodrow: Hey, Mama. Mama, wake up.
Mama: What?
Woodrow: You're so peaceful when you sleep.
Mama: Um, thanks?Woodrow: I could watch you for hours.
Mama: Please don't.
Mama: Olive, did you see who stole my piece of cheese?
Olive: Um, no.
Mama: Really...
Olive: Mama, my tongue has a mind of its own. It LOVES cheese! Camembert, if you've got it.
Mama: Olive, have I told you how beautiful you are lately?
Olive: No, you haven't. I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Mama. A tortie deserves to be told she's beautiful at least five times a day.
Mama: Five times, really?
Olive: Breakfast, lunch, dinner and whenever I use the litter. And that's about twice a day.
Mama: That seems like an odd time to be told you're beautiful.
Olive: I don't make the rules, Mama. You just need to abide by them.
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