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20 People Share the Story Behind What Made Them Cry Laughing

Sometimes it's a legitimate mistake or just good timing. Sometimes it's a guy walking right into a pole. Sometimes it's literally the dumbest thing in the world. Here's what made these people laugh so hard they couldn't breathe. If you asked us what made us laugh too hard recently it'd have to be either this story or these dumb jokes.

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    Text - BackDoorAssult 21.8k points 14 hours ago 7 2 Me and my girlfriend went to rite-aid one time to buy condoms. As we were walking towards the cashier, my gf gets a call and starts trailing behind. As I keep walking towards the register, the clerk starts walking back to the counter and asks me "Do you have a wellness card?". I said "No." We get to the counter, I put the condoms on the counter, the cashier then asks me "Are you opening one tonight?" Baffled by the question, i said "I don't kno
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    Text - 17 hours ago PsyOnMelme 15.1k points We we're in the car, at a Wendy's drive thru. My daughter was playing with Google translate on her phone. To Spanish. Right as we pull up to the pick up window she thinks she'll be funny and translate, "Spanish butt hole" She then yells, "No! Not images!". I laughed so hard I was crying.
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    Text - edited 3 hours ago 4 5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 6.0k points 13 hours ago Maybe I get tickled to easily but I've laughed myself silent and ready eyed so many times. Once in particular: I was on the phone trying to order some stuff from ikea. I had a catalogue and I guess they didn't have a website back then, I don't know what possessed me to order over the phone. One of the items was a bed for my then 2 yr old daughter. A simple twin sized bed. I was giving the customer service rep the item #for
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    Text - Once again, composure intact I picked up the phone and in a very sober tone said, "ok." The rep said, "well, I wish someone would tell me the joke! I want to laugh, too!" And that sent me into another fit while my friend kept mouthing "what? What?" So, I tried explaining, "she ssssaaaaid.... wants to know joke too..." So now two of us are down. Neither of us could speak to the rep I could hear her far away voice saying, "ma'am? Would you like to complete your order?" I begged her to "hhhh
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    Text - 14 hours ago SoLittleAnswers18 14.6k points My family and I (dad, cousins, aunt, & uncle) were in a small Minnesota town that might as well be Canada in a cabin in the woods. We had the tv on as white noise, it only got like 3 channels. Saw news was on and just let it play. My dad and cousin were playing ping pong, I was playing chess with my uncle, my aunts reading a book and all of a sudden the tv goes to this BREAKING NEWS segment. It's talking about how "phone lines are blocked. There
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    Text - cannedfrogs 7.7k points 13 hours ago someone had a bag of carrots at lunch. they decided to slam their fist down out of anger. they just so happen to punch the bag. a carrot bursts out of the bag and shoots across the cafeteria. it's the dumbest stuff that makes me laugh
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    Text - edited 5 hours ago DarkGreenSedai 4.1k points 15 hours ago After my mother's funeral my brother started slowly and quietly humming "ding dong the witch is dead" from the wizard of oz. It was a complicated relationship to say the least. There were more people working than attending the funeral. I was emotionally zapped and I laughed so hard I had to pull the car over. It was just the two of us and we had a sing along in the car and then were still humming it when we got to the bar to meet
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    Text - fakecatfish 1.9k points 15 hours ago Story time: we all thought my dad was going to die this summer, he was having massive back surgery, spinal infection, had just had another heart attack, he was completely out of it, in sepsis, and the surgeon was positive he was gone. My dad's brother came into town and my mom and he and I and my siblings were rotating so basically someone was always there. My mom had obviously been spending the bulk of the time while also working full time and it was
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    Text - welldonedragon 3.1k points 10 hours ago My mom would kill me if she saw this but, eh My sister and I were doing spring cleaning when we found one of mom's old purses. I was about to set it aside wheni saw the papers inside, I call my mom to ask if I can look at them and she tells me those are the letters she sent to my aunt here from when they lived in the USA for my dads phd. When my aunt passed away, the letters came back to her. She said it's okay, just be careful and don't damage anyt
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    Text - edited 2 hours ago NotABurner2000 13.5k points 14 hours ago We have this friend who's kinda dopey. Well, we went to a bowling alley, and then back to a friends house. We walk into the house, and hear the dopey guy yell out "Oh no!" Lo and behold this mother fucker was still wearing the bowling shoes
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg&app=desktop

    Text - The_Elusive 1.7k points 13 hours ago 2 This video right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=EShUeudtaFg&app-desktop I could hardly breathe and had a headache from laughing so hard. It was worth it though lol.
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    Text - fakemoonman 1.2k points 13 hours ago I was playing a computer game with some friends where you could upload an image and it'd make a large puzzle out of it, some 180 pieces or something. It took about 20 minutes. You cannot see what the finished picture looks like before its done. As the puzzle progressed, they became more and more horrified at what they were making. I can't find the picture now, but it was of several grown, rather large men on a subway car that were wearing diapers and b
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    Text - MrsTurtlebones 2.9k points 14 hours ago A homeless man who lives in the forest comes into my work sometimes and I'm nice to him because I feel bad. He biked up to the door one frosty morning and I swear he had ice in his hair and beard. He said that when he pushed off on his bike, he heard what he thought was the tire rolling over a "crunchy old leaf" but it actually turned out that the kickstand caught his coat pocket and ripped it clean off. That evening I told my husband the story, con
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    Text - silveralgea 11.0k points 13 hours ago When I was 12, my friend was going to throw a halloween party and decorated the basement --including a makeshift maze. I went through it to help her test it out .. and straight up got lost. So I'm in this lame basement maze made of like sheets and cardboard and can't find my way out and she's shouting directions and we both end up laughing so hard we can't move, and she may have peed her pants a little.
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    Text - GuyLianTOP 2.2k points 9 hours ago Found black kitten outside. Not great shape, skinny and respiratory problems. Most likely his first real canned food and antibiotics ever. Day 2 of antibiotics he starts getting musical. Literally had squeaky butt, sounded like a balloon squeaking. He kept turning around trying to find the noise. It took me a good 7 minutes to breathe semi normal again
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    Text - StuffedTurkey29 7.2k points 12 hours ago I was in 8th grade science, and my teacher was roller coaster project we were about to start. It involved electrical tubing and rubber BB's along with PVC as the frame. We went on to instruct us what to do if your BBs got caught: explaining a "Now class if your balls get stuck in the tube, don't try and suck them out, I'll come bring the compressor and blow your balls right out the tube. So again, don't blow your balls out" I lost it. I did everyth
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    Text - gingeronimooo 1.9k points 15 hours ago When I prank called a guy named Dick Shaker
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    Text - 13 hours ago tumblrmustbedown 6.2k points Tonight I went to pick up my sister who was stranded on the side of the road (car troubles). It's dark out, I drive up behind her, get out and walk to her passenger side. She's glancing out the drivers door to see when she can safely exit when I open the passenger door to her complete surprise - she screamed comically loud. She had just hung up the phone with my mom who told her to stay on the line in case something happened, and she brushed my mo
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    Text - 13 hours ago NoAffect4 1.8k points A drunk guy walked right into a bus sign. I was dying laughing. the bus driver stop the bus and laughed until the light went red. IT WAS SO DAM FUNNY.
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    https://www.foodforthepoor.org/about-us/leadership/president-ceo.html

    Text - DwaynesMountain 1.0k points 15 hours ago ) This makes me crack up every time I think about it. Have to go get my asthma inhaler https://www.foodforthepoor.org/about us/leadership/president-ceo.html
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