Lustful Guy Goes Full Try Hard Mode On His Tinder Match

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    Text - Sarah, 21 19 miles away alright boys, it's the most basic time of the year for us girls. I am seeking a companion for one night of haunted houses and an afternoon at the pumpkin patch the following day. applications may be sent by email at remember it's not about quantity it's about quality, keep that in mind when submitting. 36 Comm X ctic
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    Text - 92% 10:05 AM 4G To whom it may concern, and I am applying for the My name is Spencer* position of Basic Fall Companion as listed in the job posting on Tinder. I feel I am an excellent candidate for this position because I am a basic bitch with a spicy twist. In my years of experience I have completed many fall related activities such as haunted houses, hay rides, pumpkin carving, and apple picking. I can also build a fire for when evenings get a bit brisk. Beyond the basic I feel that I a
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    Text - Sarah to me 9:30 AM View details Hello Spencer, thank you so much for taking the time to submit your extravagant and detailed resume. It is by far the best one i've ever seen. I am pleased to tell you that you have gotten the position Show quoted text

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