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Embarrassed Dude Discovers the One Flaw With Having a Dirty Recovery Password

When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.

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    Text - This happened about a week ago. It still gives me shivers. Obviously, I never thought this would happen to me of all people. I spent a lot of money on the app store and I think they blocked my card and so I had to call them up to restore my account A female representative picked up and said she was going to ask a few recovery questions to verify my identity. Even at this point I had no clue what was coming. Until she asked "What is your most prized possession?"
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    Text - I froze. My head goes blank not because I forgot what I had written for the answer, but because I knew exactly what I had written. The answers were all the same, all the tim... "dong schlong' I wanted to hang up right then and there, but I knew she was looking at the answer I had written. So, I mustered up the courage and said in a soft voice, "uh... dong schlong" "I'm sorry? You have to speak up sir, I can't hear you well."
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    Text - .. dong.schlong... like big peepee (FUCK), you know schlong dong, dong schlong (FUCKING KILL ME)" "Dong schlong. Thank you, sir." I was surprised she didn't crack up or anything and was very professional I've sinced changed all my restore passwords to something else than 'dong scholong TL;DR: I wrote my recovery password as 'dong schlong', and I had to confirm it to the customer service rep. on the phone that it was indeed, 'dong schlong'
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    Text - 1 day ago IAmNotRightHanded 6.1k points I think the FU was not owning it, and being nervous about it and even trying to explain you specifically meant "big peepee"
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    Text - 2 haemaker 19.8k points 1 day ago Ir/theyknew She absolutely heard you the first time. She made you repeat it to punish you
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