The Cassowary Is One Of The Worlds Most Dangerous Bird (7 Images)

In the 2007 edition of the Guinness World Records lists the cassowary as the world's most dangerous bird. It is said that during World War II, American and Australian troops stationed in New Guinea were warned to steer clear of them. Not only are they frightening, but they're also out to get you. Enjoy the hilarious commentary by Imgur user, Rastixxx!

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"The Cassowary is mostly native to the tropical forests of Australia , and it doesn't care who you are. The Cassowary is just out to get you."

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"The Cassowary standing six foot tall, weighing 85 kg looks like the bastard offspring of a pie and a cake."

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"The cassowary is so fierce, that it holds the air hostage, so it does not have to breathe."

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"The Cassowary hates you with deep animal hatred. If it could, it would take away your freedom."

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"Injuries they cause in humans are puncture wounds, lacerations, bone fractures, post traumatic stress disorder and possible death."

$"Injuries they cause in humans are puncture wounds, lacerations, bone fractures, post traumatic stress disorder and possible death."$

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"Australia used to have Lions who tried to hunt the Cassowary. At present time there are no Lions in Australia."

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"A sure way to provoke the Cassowary is to be born."

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The Cassowary Is One Of The Worlds Most Dangerous Bird (7 Images)

"The Cassowary is mostly native to the tropical forests of Australia , and it doesn't care who you are. The Cassowary is just out to get you."

"The Cassowary standing six foot tall, weighing 85 kg looks like the bastard offspring of a pie and a cake."

"The cassowary is so fierce, that it holds the air hostage, so it does not have to breathe."

"The Cassowary hates you with deep animal hatred. If it could, it would take away your freedom."

"Injuries they cause in humans are puncture wounds, lacerations, bone fractures, post traumatic stress disorder and possible death."

"Australia used to have Lions who tried to hunt the Cassowary. At present time there are no Lions in Australia."

"A sure way to provoke the Cassowary is to be born."

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