Woman Masterfully Handling Guy's Dirty Texts Is A Class In Sexting 101

Sorry Michael, it ain't going to work out this time buddy. This woman's handling of his thirsty pursuits was masterful. She took him for one emotional rollercoaster that was filled with all kinds of desperate longing. 

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