This post, titled "Mondays", just drives home the fact that I NEVER look this put together on Mondays.

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 1

Hiring manager expects employee to beg for the job, employee refuses, manager promises to ensure the candidate never works in the industry again 2

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 3

'Mostly I just laugh and wave at the screen': Tech support employee shares ridiculous customer stories from the call center trenches 4

'You're about to be real short-staffed': Overworked employees take on extra shifts only for management to announce they are cutting the bonus pay so they can hire more staff 5

Worker asks for a raise, gets fired instead: 'We're terminating your contract' 6

20 wedding mishaps that led to divorce: 'The bride [...] showed up in a bright pink track suit' 1

''Please return home and shave [your beard]'… I never went back': 15 Employees who quit a new job faster than you can say 'OSHA' 2

23 Work Memes for the Employees Clocking in Fashionably Late 3

Worker asks for a raise, gets fired instead: 'We're terminating your contract' 4

‘He threw the laptop on the ground’: Employees Share Most Amusing Customer Encounters at Work 5

'[Karen] got fired for her recklessness': Entitled employee refuses to follow password guidelines, company's emails get hacked, she pays the price 6