15 Mildly Awkward & Whimsical Posts For Your Awkward Eyes

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    Selfie - Follow Hey, Rashad Coleman, you dropped your phone earlier running from me, you can pick it up at 26th and California
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    Text - Follow Once on a trip I saw some baby horses. I could not think of the word "foal" and finally shouted, "horse kittens" and pointed. Wife understood.
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    Text - Follow 3-year-old (in bathroom): Mommy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3-year-old: Will he love it? Me: Yes. 89
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    Stadium - Follow Tonight I saw a girl who dropped 2 tickets. I got her attention and she rudely said she had a bf. Guess whose seats I'm in. ACC DAMFOss ATSON
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    Muscle - He slaps your mom, what do you do? ni Søren Falby I'm not gonna slap anyone's mom... I love my mom to death and she would kill me if I ever slapped a woman Here's a picture of me and my mom HARCUOHA AST
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    Text - Follow In the 9th grade, my coach said my sweater made me look gay. replied that was OK, since I wanted his wife to leave me alone. And that's how I failed gym.
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    Text - Follow Why does Amazon tell me "only 2 left in stock - order soon"? YOU order soon, you're the store.
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    Text - GMP City Centre Follow @GMPCityCentre 3:11 p.m. - 911 call just in, reporting a "half naked and rather large" drunk man threatening to bite people in the neighborhood. Officers are on their way. GMP City Centre @GMPCityCentre ...to clarify, we think it's the top half that's naked, so "rather large" refers to his torso, rather than anything on his bottom half
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    Text - Follow The assignment description for essay 5 was to write a review of a movie that we had seen. The opportunity arose, and I took my chances. Tide Theed Te H Hadg 2 "The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club."
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    Text - Follow If my wife left me for Beckham I would totally get it. I'd help her pack and wish them well and hopefully we'd stay friends and I could come over for a BBQ and maybe get close enough to smell him. You can't let another man come to your wedding with this much sauce. Outrageous, I'd call security.
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    Text - Follow My gynecologist follows me on Instagram, I really do not know what else he wants to see.
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    Text - mjwboy When I was in the 5th grade a boy liked me, but I thought he was annoying. So, he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend on the playground and I said "no." And I had to think of an excuse, so I started hugging a tree and I told him the tree was my boyfriend. Later I saw him kicking the tree and I felt kinda bad.
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    Product - I do this at school to avoid awkward 1/2 Social interactions moon @MOONEMOJI 13m me checking my phone acting like i actually get texts AS 10 CLE 80 TOR 115 6:32 4TH TNT 20
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    Text - 42sky42 My English teacher says we refer to authors by their first names because they aren't our friends. Will you confirm our friendship and let me call you Neil on my American Gods book report? neil-gaiman Neil Gaiman Absolutely.
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    Hair - EG STOY $10

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