32 H*ckin' Silly Tweets From 'We Rate Dogs' To Give You Your Squee Fix For The Day

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    Dog - WeRateDogs D0 @dog rates Follow We only rate dogs. Please don't send perfectly toasted marshmallows attempting to drive. Thank you... 13/10 12:08 AM-10 May 2017 t22,017 66,581
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    Canidae - WeRateDogs Follow Oh jeez u did me quite the spook little fella. We normally don't rate triceratops but this one seems suspiciously good. 11/10 would pet well 1224 AM-11 Apr 2017 3,849 17.379
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    Guinea pig - WeRateDogs0 dogrates Follow We only non-canines like this Dutch Panda Worm. This is dogs. Pls stop sending in rate infuriating. 11/10 1:11 AM-17 Mar 2016 t1,4414,973
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    Canidae - WeRateDogs 0 @dog rates Follow Seriously guys? Again? We only rate dogs. Please stop submitting other things like this super good hammerhead shark. Thank you... 12/10 12:13 AM -6 Apr 2017 t8,480 32,551
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    Dog - @dog rates WeRateDogs Follow We only rate dogs. Please don't send in any more non-dogs like this Wild Albanian Street Moose. Thank you... 11/10 1:27 AM-31 Jan 2017 2.994 14.705
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    Canidae - @lny rates 02017 2016 hapGrossmn Photogiaphy WeRateDogs O Gdog rates Follow Please don't send in any more polar bears. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 10/10 7:09 PM-23 Mar 2016 5,610 13,170
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    Dog - @dog rates WeRateDogsT @dog_rates Follow We only rate dogs. Please stop sending in non- canines like this Freudian Poof Lion. This is incredibly frustrating... 11/10 7:29 PM 6 Dec 2016 1,401 7,184
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    WeRateDogs D0 dog rates Follow I'm getting super heckin frustrated with you all sending in non canines like this ostrich. We only rate dogs... 9/10 1:41 AM 30 Apr 2016 t1,306 4,834
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    Dog - WeRateDogs @dog rates Following Very funny April Fools' joke guys, but seriously please stop sending in pics without dogs in them. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 13/10 10:29 AM 1 Apr 2019
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    Product - WeRateDogs D0 @dog rates Follow We only rate dogs. Please stop sending in your 31 year old sons that won't get out of your house. Thank you... 11/10 1:03 AM- 25 May 2016 t4,746 9,682
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    Dog breed - WeRateDogs 0 @dog rates Follow At first I thought this was a shy doggo, but it's actually a Rare Canadian Floofer Owl. Amateurs would confuse the two. 11/10 only send dogs 4:34 PM-17 Apr 2017 t 3,459 17,207
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    Dog - WeRateDogs @dog rates Following We only rate dogs. Please don't send in Bulbasaur. We're not sure what to do with them. Thank you... 13/10
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    Mammal - WeRateDogs O dog rates Follow We only rate dogs. Pls stop sending in non-canines like this Mongolian grass snake. This is very frustrating. 11/10 6:24 PM-19 Feb 2016 10,769 25,307
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    Dog - Mopd WeRateDogs Follow Please stop sending in animals other than dogs. We only rate dogs. Not Furry Ecuadorian Sea Turties Thank you... 12/10 12:16 AM-3 Apr 2017 4,879 27.250
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    Dog - y WeRateDogs o Follow We normally don't rate birds but I feel bad cos this one forgot to fly south for the winter. 9/10 just wants a bath 636 PM-18 jan 2016 1137 3.373
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    Vertebrate - This is an Iraqi Speed Kangaroo. It is not a dog Please only send in dogs. I'm very angry with all of you... 9/10
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    Dog - WeRateDogs dog rates Follow We only rate dogs. Pls stop sending non-canines like this Bulgarian Eyeless Porch Bear. This is unacceptable... 9/10 12:56 AM-13 May 2016 t2,254 6,713
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    Dog - WeRateDogs TM Follow @dog_rates This... is a Tyrannosaurus rex. We only rate dogs. Please only send in dogs. Thank you.10/10 7:47 PM 5 Jun 2016 24,417 43,483
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    Tennis ball - WeRateDogs TM @dog rates Idk why this keeps happening. We only rate dogs. Not Bangladeshi Couch Chipmunks. Please only send dogs... 12/10 ates Ijol 9:03 AM-29 Sep 2016
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    Canidae - ates WeRateDogs 0 Follow @dog rates We only rate dogs. Pls stop sending in non-canines like this Urban Floof Giraffe. I can't handle this. 11/10 11:47 PM-25 Sep 2016 t2,605 9,765
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    Mammal - dog rates WeRateDogs 0 Follow @dog rates We only rate dogs. Please don't send in any non- canines like this Floppy Tongued House Panda. Thank you... 12/10 would still pet 5:01 PM-24 Feb 2017 28,696 t6,550
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    Cat - WeRateDogs 0 Follow drates Oh my this spooked me up. We only rate dogs, not happy ghosts. Please send dogs only. It's a very simple premise. Thank you... 13/10 4:16 PM-23 May 2017 3 8,334 33,027
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    Dog - WeRateDogs 0 Follow Unbelievable. We only rate dogs. Please don't send in non-canines like the "" from Pixar's opening credits. Thank you... 12/10 12 29 AM-26 May 2017 4,369 24,572
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    Canidae - dog rates WeRateDogs dog rates Follow Please stop sending in non-canines like this Very Pettable Dozing Bath Tortoise. We only rate dogs Only send dogs... 12/10 1:02 AM-21 Jan 2017 3,447 16,436
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    Dog - WeRateDogsT @dog_rates Follow We normally don't rate marshmallows but this one appears to be flawlessly toasted so l'll make an exception. 10/10 2:47 AM 9 Apr 2016 9,197 20,865 ates
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    Mammal - WeRateDogs Fellow Cmon guys. Please only send in dogs. We only rate dogs, not Exceptional-Tongued Peruvian Floor Bears Thank you... 12/10 4:45 PM-25 Mar 2017 5,410 27.256
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    Water - WeRateDogs D0 dog rates Follow This is getting incredibly frustrating. This is a Mexican Golden Beaver. We only rate dogs. Only send dogs...10/10 4:09 PM-7 Jun 2016 t2,249 7,377
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    Water - WeRateDogs Follow @dog rates We only rate dogs. Please don't send in Jesus. We're trying to remain professional and legitimate. Thank you...14/10 4:00 PM- 17 May 2017 t9,259 33,339
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    Dog breed - WeRateDogs dog rates Follow We only rate dogs. This is quite clearly a smol broken polar bear. We'd appreciate if you only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 12:04 AM-2 May 2017 25,01673,193
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    Organism - WeRateDogs dog rates Follow This is an East African Chalupa Seal. We only rate dogs. Please only send in dogs. Thank you... 10/10 2:20 AM-26 Feb 2016 t14,327 29,200
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    Dog - WeRateDogs TM Follow @dog_rates We only rate dogs. Pls stop sending in non-canines like this Jamaican Flop Seal. This is very very frustrating. 9/10 4:06 AM 22 Jun 2016 t 2,903 9,688 Cdoy sates
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    Dog - Ugh not again. We only rate dogs. Please don't send in well-dressed floppy-tongued street penguins. Dogs only please. Thank you... 12/10 Aoo

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