"My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given..."
"I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know..."
" My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck""
"My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car"
"My Wife Using An Outlet"
"My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon"
"My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer"
" I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole"
"While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?""
" My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique"
"Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen"
" I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes"
"Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For"
"Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back"
"Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher"
"I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This"
"My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her..."
" I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This"
"My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down"
"My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm"
"I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means"
" Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent"
"Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”"
"I Swallowed Tweezers ...
My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?"
"My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards"
"My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure"
When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally
"My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective"
"Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music"
"GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me"
"Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla"
"My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me..."
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