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"My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given..."
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"I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know..."
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" My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck""
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"My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car"
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Silly Boyfriend
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"My Wife Using An Outlet"
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"My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon"
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"My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer"
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" I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole"
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"While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?""
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" My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique"
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"Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen"
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" I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes"
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"Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For"
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"Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back"
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"Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher"
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"I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This"
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"My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her..."
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" I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This"
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Seems Legit
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"My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down"
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"My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm"
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"I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means"
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" Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent"
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"Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”"
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"I Swallowed Tweezers ...
My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?"
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"My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards"
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"My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure"
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When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally
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"My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective"
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"Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music"
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"GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me"
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"Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla"
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"My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me..."
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