Twitter Users Share 'Dumb' Ideas That Could Actually Improve The World

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Ada Elder
Oct 11, 2022 9:00 AM EDT

Writer Bijan Stephen went viral yesterday after asking Twitter users to share some dumb ideas they think would actually make the world a better place. The response was impressive. Most suggestions, like forcing people to work in the service industry, are actually quite intelligent and valid. Those that aren't still veer towards clever and hilarious. We've put together our favorites and hope the thread keeps moving. Lord knows this world needs improvement. 

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    Text - gamer wife @bijanstephen i'm curious: what's the dumbest idea you have that you nevertheless believe will, if implemented, make the world a better place 12:54 am 18/7/19 TweetDeck . 382 Retweets 2,810 Likes @bijanstephen 7h gamer wife Replying to @bijanstephen from a friend not gonna tweet this at you but I genuinely believe https://tv gamer wife @bijanstephen i'm curious: what's the dumbest idea you have that you ne implemented, make the world a better place Twitter Today at 12:54 PM
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    Text - crime hobbyist @tarintowers Replying to @bijanstephen everyone gets one paid year off to write their novel or farm alpacas 3:00 am 18/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Kat @mingerschlag Replying to @bijanstephen Universal nap time. 12:54 am 18/7/19 TweetDeck
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    Text - Alex Micu @axelk Replying to @bijanstephen No toilet paper. Self cleaning butts 1:08 am 18/7/19 Twitter for Android
    via @bjianstephen
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    Text - Disco Pope @ComradeCoolcat Replying to @bijanstephen The president should be chosen at random every 6 months. Everyone in the country is eligible. 1:35 am 18/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
    via @bjianstephen
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    Text - vodafone AU O 58% 8:46 am 4 Tweet AL-E beauxjangles @EPluribusUnumEP EANKU Replying to @bijanstephen Smart traffic lights. So sick of sitting through a light when there is nobody else around. What a waste of time and gas. 3:00 am 18/7/19 Twitter for Android
    via @bjianstephen
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    Text - Katie Adams @KatieHAdams Replying to @bijanstephen You should be able to press and depress buttons in an elevator so you can undo it if you press the wrong one. 3:10 am 18/7/19 TweetDeck
    via @bjianstephen
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    Text - katherine speller @Kathriller Replying to @bijanstephen i've been saying for YEARS that a car horn that makes like a "womp womp/I'm sorry" sound for when you're bad at driving, acknowledge it/are sorry about it, and don't want to get yelled at by strangers. 1:17 am 18/7/19 Twitter Web App
    via @bjianstephen
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    Text - Chris Barth @BarthDoesThings Replying to @bijanstephen llegal to talk about what you do for work at parties. 1:32 am 18/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
    via @bjianstephen
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    Text - @eatatmilliways Replying to @bijanstephen Mandatory time in the service industry before you can vote or run for office 1:13 am 18/7/19 Twitter Web App
    via @bjianstephen
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    Text - rachel syme @rachsyme Replying to @bijanstephen high waisted jeans that are two inches higher called titscrapers 2:48 am 18/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
    via @bjianstephen
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    Text - Derek @deeboscoup aEAG NTws LOCAL MAN IS DISGUSTED Replying to @bijanstephen If you come to a complete stop at the bottom of an on ramp you immediately lose your drivers license
    via @bijanstephen
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    Text - whetstone @whetstone Replying to @bijanstephen Your car horn is just as loud inside your car as it is outside.
    via @bijanstephen
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    Text - Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh Replying to @bijanstephen you should be allowed to email (or DM!!) your doctor when you have a quick question.
    via @bijanstephen
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    Text - faith @faith_schaffer Replying to @bijanstephen All museums should have free entry and all parks should supply free sandwiches
    via @bijanstephen
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    Text - StrangestDays @Cellularlinks Replying to @bijanstephen Every national park/monument etc should have at least 10 "zero impact" days annually where no visitors are allowed in the park
    via @bijanstephen
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    Text - laurkav @_laurenkavanagh Replying to @bijanstephen a moth that won't make holes but only eats the little balls on clothes and loose threads
    via @bijanstephen
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    Text - Nucky Khrushchev @big_buttlefish Replying to @bijanstephen big game hunting, but the game is billionaires
    via @bijanstephen

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