Writer Tweets Hilarious "Bot Written" Queer Eye Script

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Eric Lund
Jul 31, 2019 10:00 PM EDT

Keaton Patti is a wonderfully weird writer who's behind other "bot written" scripts such as this John Wick script, as well as this Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives script. He claims that each one is written by a computer program that has consumed over a thousand hours of their respective content, but since the amount of content for each doesn't come close to a thousand hours, we're not so sure about that process. Either way, we love these.

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    Face - Text - Keaton Patti Follow @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page aceTHA cerry aot, del1. want you acaping daily. That in nkinoare poutihe mT, Gonnoun Fabbed Pive ait in a trunk that has good nelf-ea o shirta, wh thay ill ma ry tar LLLY ather ytaior? viable ides ri protessor, aNT, na quacesole. Ba's TAN Lo Gilly'a home to hulp. io 44 earo-noid. ne worka at a cREgpants ea datin
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    Face - Text - QUEER EYE EXT ATLANTA, GORGEOUS The Fabbed Five sit in a truck that has good self-esteem. TAN, CEO of shirts, sees who they will make cry tears today TAN We go to Grilly's home to help. He is 44-years-mold. He works at a cargo pants. He's dating Arby's BOBBY, builder of every structure on Earth, thinks of lumber. ВОВBY Nothing five hammers can not fix The truck spits them all out at Grilly's home. Grilly's home is a qiant bottle of Mountain Dew drink. GRILLY sits in a swimming hole
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    Face - Text - JONATHAN Sorry not, doll. I want you soaping daily. That is a skincare poutine GRILLY Lather my exterior? A viable idea Groceries professor, ANTONI, no guacamole. He's worried. sees ANTONI What do you place in your stomach? Grilly points at a suitcase. Antoni opens it. Apathetic maple syrup pours out. Antoni screams until Bobby builds a dam ANTONI (CONT'D) I will show you how to bake a lime. GRILLY Thank you, Anchovy Grilly gets out of the teeth hole. KARAMO, culture daddy, takes o
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    Text - Keaton Patti Follow @KeatonPatti Hey @QueerEye or @Netflix, let me know if you want to use this.
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    Face - Keaton Patti Follow @KeatonPatti To know food, you must be named after food. ANCHOVY FOOD'S FRIEND
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    Face - Keaton Patti Follow @KeatonPatti Thankfully, @TanFrance never backs down from a challenge. Grilly buys all his clothes at Best Buy, which hurts my soul.
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