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Pointless Memes & Tweets That Are A Perfect Waste Of Time

Let's face it. Not much in our pitiful existence has a real point. So maybe we should stop pretending that we're going to make a difference, and instead lean into the fact that wasting our fleeting time might not be much of a waste after all. These memes and tweets will get you well on your way to blissful apathy. 

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    Text - t. @taysux its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of shit things they have the nerve to call cookies Brian @Brian L I dont know who hurt you or how bad....but i need you to take this negativity out elsewhere. These cookies are the backbone of this nation
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    Text - RUTH-ANN @RuthAnnJoy I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally 17:08 03 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone 10.7K Retweets 42.8K Likes
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    Text - Why did you block me? Me: We get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds.
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    Text - G-G-G-Brian @abrianmc Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law
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    Facial expression - "Definitely not doing karaoke tonight" 27 beers later: drgrayfang
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    Text - Jon Baker @JonBaker BEING AN ADULT PRO: Nobody can stop you from eating cheese and Oreos for dinner CON: Nobody can stop you from eating cheese and Oreos for dinner
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    Water - Find someone in your life that looks at you like Seth Rogen looks at his gravity bong.
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    Text - Joel Wade @Wahday44 Climate change might be true guys. Look at the evidence. There hasn't been a group of penguins in a Batman movie since 1992
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    Text - MA®K H0%û5 @markhoppus True story. I'm flying right now but through wifi and an app on my phone I'm honking the horn on my car back home to annoy my family. espadacosmica the future is now
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    Text - Mike @toofratforpants I applied to be on the next Bachelor, but I got tired of waiting to hear back so I invited 20 of my tinder matches to the same bar and l'm going to do this shit myself.
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    Dog - Why did it take my brain so long to figure out what was going on in this pic quickfempas
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    Baguazhang - BARACK OBAMA IS AN ACTION FIGURE IN JAPAN LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK AT IT. STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND STARE AT IT FOR 30 SECONDS
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    Text - When someone asks why I'm drunk on a Weekday I'm an adult.
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    Dish - They'll Be Back When They're Broke... i'm lovin' it
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    Text - tay @taylvr life is a highway and i'm hydroplaning violently into the cement divider 3:30 PM 3/12/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,372 Retweets 10.1K Likes
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    Statue - Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes is the best thing I've seen in a while:
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    Product - Whoever she's textin... that dude is in trouble
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    Text - Jax @Diamond_Jax (lam 6 months pregnant) Me after ordering my coffee: Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you're pregnant Me: I'm... not pregnant. Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry! And that's what you get for giving unsolicited advice.
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    Text - Well there goes that theory TE T HERE IT IS THE I IN TEAM HIDDEN IN THE A HOLE. @highfiveexpert
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    Cat - This picture will never stop making me laugh THE CATS HAVE BEEN FED DONT LISTEN TO THEIR BULLSHIT
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    Product - Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years? Me: l'd say my biggest weakness is listening. CEvIMemeGuy
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    Photo caption - FLORIDA: 400-POUND WOMAN SURVIVES SEXUAL ASSAULT BY HERD OF MANATEES February 16th, 2016 | by Bob Flanagan TRAGEDY 13 G+60P f10.3k Fort Pierce, FL | The U.S. Coast Guard rescued a Florida woman from a frightening assault by a herd of manatees yesterday near Pepper Park Beach, a popular beach in the area. The tourist on vacation went for a swim near 2pm in the afternoon when she was suddenly caught up by a herd of male manatees that possibly mistook the poor woman for a female man
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    Text - Andy Richter @AndyRichter I'm at the mall w my daughter & her cousin, and, bcI cramp their style, my kid has asked me walk behind them at a distance. So now I'm just a 51 yo man following two 12 yo girls around a mall
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    Product - A choice was made here. CA ANICHE CAKE 12.98 Crick Simply ARAN 9.98 14.98 23614.98
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    Font - FUNDRAISING IDEA FOR SCHOOLS: A CASH BAR AT PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE NIGHT
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    Product - One problem, two solutions... Whiskey Brandv/Cognac Tequila Pain Relief wellbelng Unisom Unisom TYLENOL TYLENOL TYLENOLO TYLENOL TrRENOL TYLENOL FLU SHOTS 10%OF Advil Lo FAdviAdvi TYLENOL TYLENOL Tra 16HT
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    Nature - Humans: Look at those fireworks! Mother Nature: Hold my bee...
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    Earrings - Looks like someone won a major award for getting employee of the month at Taco Bell.
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    Flowerpot - The awkward moment when you find a tree with more junk in its trunk than you... BONSA Coa
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