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Stupidly Funny Posts For Maximum Day-Brightening (37 Memes)

It's the weekend! Go out and party! Or stay in and take a bath with wine and Netflix and look at memes instead! We don't care which one you do as long as you're entertained!

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    meme - Text - fierceawakening: argumate: Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they're going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory. okay this one is legit hilarious
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    meme - Text - Kid: mommy, how come my dinosaur doesn't roar anymore and all my tractors stopped making digging noises? Me:
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    meme - Text - "Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit," | say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.
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    meme - Text - if you're ever scared you're not a good person, remember that bad people don't care about being better
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    meme - Cartoon - When the alarm goes off and you're trying to wake up and be motivated like: JESUS CHRIST. CRAP.
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    Cartoon - chauvinistsushi trick or treating with three of your past lives? eastgermanhattrick This shouldn't be as cute as it is.
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    Text - French: ..Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten.... Other languages: "stares** French: *stares back* French: .sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve, sixty-thirteen... French: ...sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten- seven... Other languages: "shutting eyes* French: ..sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten- nine... Other languages: "hands over face* French: ..four twenties!:) Four twenties one..
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    Street sign - AVAILAB INSTANT ALTERATIONS at no extra chargel BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU FOL LOW THE MASSES SOMETIMES THE M IS SILENT
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    Text - you deserve to be with someone who looks at you every single day like they've won the lottery and have the whole world in front of them
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    Flower - sleazeburger This flower is called the Clitoria and is my new favorite plant sonoanthony $5 that female scientists found this mommylovescalke $10 that male scientists are still looking for it.
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    Wildlife - To catch the squirrel, one must become the squirrel
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    Text - jaclcfrost can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal jealousies wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts mallemerok: just-shower-thoughts: In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes Shockingly, it's almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be. Source: just-shower-thoughts 126,839 notes
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    Organism - So,.. I've spent my entire life thinking the Deep Sea Angler Fish was about the size of a Nerf football. How horrifying is it that a typical specimen is SEVEN FEET LONG?
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    Text - James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Me: We need a bigger TV Wife: The one we have is fine. Me: How can you be happy with something so small? Wife: I married you. 7:24 AM - 14 Oct 2016
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    Facial expression - when your girl hasnt shaved in couple of weeks but you need some coochie W The wilderness must be explored!
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    Text - frickityfracked gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps 136,719 notes 11
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    Facial expression - A coworker nearly died in front of me at work today But then I counted to 10, calmed down and put the sword back in my desk
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    Photo caption - YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS BEAUTIFUL? READ THE FIRST WORD AGAIN
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    Text - I can't decide if I need an XL coffee, a hug, 8 shots of vodka, 826 chicken nuggets, or 2 months of sleep.
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    Text - Someone put it into words like being alone. I have control ove my own space. Therefore, in order to win me over, your presence has to be better than my solitude. You're not competing with another person, you are competing with my comfort zone Horacio Jones
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    Text - 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
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    Text - spillybun Ominous positivity spillybun You will be okay. You have no choice. solluxismsnowaifu Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it. abirdkeeper You will succeed. It is inevitable.
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    Text - My favorite part of Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and started choking a co-worker.
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    Text - infinitelymonstrous *thor hands peter a mug of beer* Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders! Tony: Thor no the kid is 15 Thor: Oh! *hands peter two mugs of beer* Thor: You are a growing boy. Tony: Thor no. infinitystarks EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK 52,987 notes
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    JAKOB WOULD-WOULDN'T COLL... @j_brewster Disney: We can't continue our relationship with James Gunn due to jokes he tweeted years ago. Me: 7/20/18, 4:24 PM
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    Text - Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang Shaggy: Zoinks Scooby Ruh-roh Daphne Jeepers Velma Jinkies Me Well fuck
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    Text - CAN CNN Follow @CNN Archaeologists working at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, Italy, uncovered the remains of a 30-year-old man who appears to have survived the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79 A.D., only to be killed when he was struck by a large slab of stone cnn.it/2GZKWVX 040 n23 A everything about this is fucking hilarious. i'm sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn't helping.
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    Text - The CryptoNaturalist @CryptoNature ONATURA Hummingbirds: I shall sip nectar from this flower in a silent ballet. Woodpeckers: 1'MMA STAB THE BUGS OUTTA THIS TREE WITH MY FACE-KNIFE!!! 9/6/18, 9:49 PM
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    Text - "He pulled Harry's wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words: tom marvolo riddle Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves: Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover "wait, shit, no," said Riddle. "
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    Text - KNOW THE DIFFERENCE you 45° ACUTE ANGLE A CUTE ANGEL
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    Product - When you can only pay for one college tuition
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    Snout - BUT.. BUT.. I SAT AND EVERYTHING! I DESERVE A COOKIE!
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small. sonyaliloquy ...dude. PICTOPHILE APP
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    Dog - If you want this But can't handle this And you're going to do this HOW MANY WILL SHARE THIS? Then maybe youshould buythis instead!!
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    Cat - Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
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    Tree - Jul 11 at 2:15pm It fell a long time ago, but it never gave up.
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