2019 winner- Dieder Decoin:

Text - "Katsuro moaned as a bulge formed beneath the material of his kimono, a bulge that Miyuki seized, kneaded, massaged, squashed and crushed. With the fondling, Katsuro's penis and testicles became one single mound that rolled around beneath the grip of her hand. Miyuki felt as though she was manipulating a small monkey that was curling up its paws." The Office of Gardens and Ponds, Didier Decoin CHEEZ burger

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