Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 6th, 2019)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

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  • 01
    Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I accidentally flushed the toilet instead of letting my kid do it which in the toddler community is a crime punishable by death. 6:33 pm 3 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 5.4K Likes 580 Retweets
    via WTFDAD
  • 02
    via RobertManchild
  • 03
    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married & have kids so instead of trying a pumpkin beer you can stop the crying while I go back into the corn maze to find the shoe. 2:29 pm 4 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.4K Likes 154 Retweets
    via Simon Holland
  • 04
    Cat - Claudia @BeeClaudia00 Parents everywhere: time for bed Kids:
    via @BeeClaudia00
  • 05
    Text - Marcy G @BunAndLeggings I was in a family bathroom and as my 4yo unlocked the door my 2yo pushed the handicap button right as I started to pee so I had to watch the door slowly open knowing that I couldn't get up and I peed with the door wide open. I'm so blessed to have kids. 9:27 pm 1 Oct 2019 Twitter for Android 1.1K Likes 110 Retweets
    via @BunAndLeggings
  • 06
    Text - MyMomologue @MyMomologue MyMemelegue Me when my husband comes home and our kids give him the same shit they've been giving me all day:
    via @MyMomologue
  • 07
    Text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Inventor of Legos: I'm a GENIUS! Inventor of Legos, after having kids: I'm...OW!...an...OW!...IDIOT!...OWW! 9:15 pm 30 Sep 2019 Twitter for Android 674 Likes 193 Retweets
    via @HomeWithPeanut
  • 08
    Text - Valerie @ValeeGrrl my daughter's in her first year of middle school and I asked if she plans to go to any of the dances and she said "only if there's gonna be food" 3:57 pm 3 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 353 Likes 33 Retweets
    via @ValeeGrrl
  • 09
    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Having kids is perfect if you want to both do everything for somebody and be told you're doing those things wrong. 11:36 pm 29 Sep 2019 Buffer 587 Likes 74 Retweets
    via THEDAD
  • 10
    Text - Bess Kalb @bessbell Yes I gave birth, but I haven't bought those little month numbers and laid my child next to them like a tiny, happy crime scene victim and taken a picture of that and posted it to Instagram so in that sense l am not a mother. 10:33 pm 3 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Likes 636 Retweets
    via @bessbell
  • 11
    Text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom A corn maze, because the only thing worse than trying to get kids to eat vegetables is trying to get them to walk endlessly through vegetables. 8:41 pm 29 Sep 2019 Twitter for iPhone 180 Likes 14 Retweets
    via @Six_Pack_Mom
  • 12
    Text - Dad and Buried @DadandBuried My toddler is never more adorable than when we're playing hide and seek and he actually thinks I'm trying to find him. 6:20 pm 1 Oct 2019 Twitter Web App 91 Likes 11 Retweets
    via @DadandBuried
  • 13
    Text - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Kid: *3 and a half seconds after calling me the worst mom ever* Can you make me a snack? 11:27 pm 30 Sep 2019 Twitter for iPhone 32 Retweets 233 Likes
    via @Lhlodder
  • 14
    Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards All I'm saying is if you hand out melatonin gummies this Halloween instead of candy, you'd be doing the whole neighborhood a favor. 9:37 pm 29 Sep 2019 Twitter for iPhone 93 Likes 21 Retweets
    via @byclintedwards
  • 15
    Text - NoTasha @looksliketuttut Then suddenly you're a mom declaring ownership over swept dirt on the kitchen floor yelling DON'T YOU DARE WALK THROUGH MY DIRT PILE 10:28 pm 30 Sep 2019 Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 465 Likes
    via @looksliketuttut

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