Funny Entomologist Rates Accuracy of Ant Emojis

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Eric Lund
Oct 28, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

Honestly this wasn't something we'd ever think about, but the fact that someone is this passionate about ant emojis makes you think "of course someone would notice this and have an incredibly precise opinion on it." Here are some really funny reviews of various animals themselves.

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    Text - curlicuecal Comcu an entomologist rates ant emojis Apple Beautiful big almond eye, realistic and full of expression as she gazes gently at you. Elbowed antennae and delicately segmented legs and body. Gorgeous pearlescent sheen like she is glowing. This ant moisturizes. This ant is round and huggable. This ant is a star. 11/10.
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    Text - Google Beautifully detailed, lifelike pose but with an unexpected neck and odd antennae, perhaps scared straight. Her eyes suggest she has seen things. Her expression confirms she has seen too much. She is haunted and I want to know more. 7/10. Microsoft Floppy antenna, pointy muppet face, oddly posed legs. What is she? She has no waist. May be she is some kind of bee in disguise? I find her unsettling. 3/10.
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    Insect - Samsung This ant has an unexplained, double-jointed thorax, and no evidence of a waist. Her four- footed pose suggests that she a centaur rather than an ant. Centaur ants would be cool. I'm not sure what was intended here. 2/10. WhatsApp Good first impression, kind of bland in the details. This ant has no particular waist to speak of, floppy rather than elbowed antennae, and an inexpressive face. Her color scheme is soft and hazy. I like the sharp angles of her stylishly sophisticated l
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    Insect - Twitter Were you even trying. O/10 Facebook Gasp! This ant is elegant. This ant has a beautiful tapered thorax, a segmented abdomen, alert, elbowed antennae, and a light-footed pose. This ant's face suggests curiosity and a desire to explore the world. This ant inspires me. I want to be like her. 10/10
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    Insect - EmojiOne 3-legged, waistless centaur-ant with strange, limp antennae and a beak. I don't know what this is? It kind of reminds me of a Hork-Bajir. 1/10, not an ant. emojidex This an... makes me sad. All of her legs are broken. The MS Paint art style and gradient abuse convey distress. She has a duck beak. Despite this, her expression suggests perseverance and determined cheerfulness. I want this ant to have a better life. I am rooting for her. 3/10
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    Text - Messenger This ant is a bold and challenging mixture of photorealism and caricature. She is broad and low-built and seems very sturdy. She looks like she would help you move. This ant is a dependable friend. 9/10 LG A picture of an ant from a children's book. She is wearing little boots. This ant is wrong in every way, and yet I can't stay mad at her. 7/10
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    Insect - HTC An interesting, top-down view of an ant; her legs are positioned with slightly jarring symmetry. Nevertheless, her overall impression is that of a graceful, stylized design, like a pictograph. She is suitable for adorning fine garments and jewelry or perhaps gracing the walls of a tiny ant church. I like this minimalist ant. 8/10. Mozilla This is a termite. -10/10
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    Text - lloorren why are these all marked as "she"? don't female ants have wings??? why bother adding the pronoun??? curlicuecal Alates (male and female reproductives) have wings. The queens shed their wings after they mate. The males die. The daughter workers do not have wings. If you see an ant without wings, it's a she. And honestly-why bother panicking about things being called "she"? It's not like I need a reason to gender a bug. I do it all the time. It's fun. It's humanizing. They don't ca
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