College student forces professor to give them full credit for a blank essay after using professor's formatting rules against him: ‘I hadn't broken a single rule’

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    My professor said follow the formatting rules exactly or lose points, so I did

    This was sophomore year, some gen ed English class I only took because I needed the credit. My professor, I will just call him Dr. H, was known across the whole
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    Disappointed college professor.
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    department for being insane about formatting. Not the normal MLA or APA stuff, he had his own extra rules stapled onto the syllabus on
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    top of that. Font, margins, spacing, where the page numbers had to go, all graded completely separate from the actual writing.
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    About three weeks into the semester someone asked what happens if you do not follow the formatting rules exactly. He said, word for word, because I wrote it
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    down out of spite, that if you follow his instructions exactly as written you get full formatting credit, no exceptions, no partial credit for close enough.
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    Cool. Noted. So that weekend I actually read the formatting section of the syllabus line by line instead of skimming it like everyone else did. Two
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    things jumped out. First, it said the title needs to be centered. It never said what the title had to say, just that it had to be centered.
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    Second, it said your name needs to appear in the header. It never said how many times.
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    For the next essay my title was just the word "Essay," centered, huge font because there was no size limit listed either. My header had my name in it eleven separate
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    times because technically that still satisfies "your name needs to appear in the header." I also put page numbers on every single
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    page, including a blank works cited page that had nothing on it except the number seven. Turned it in feeling pretty proud of myself honestly.
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    College student writing an essay.
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    Got it back and he had docked me formatting points with a note that just said "unprofessional presentation." Next class I raised my hand and asked
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    him to point to the specific rule I had broken. He couldn't, because I hadn't broken a single one, I had just followed them further than anyone expected
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    anyone to. Then I brought up his own quote from a few weeks earlier, in front of the whole room.
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    He was obviously annoyed but couldn't argue with his own words without looking ridiculous in front of 40 people, so I got the points
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    back. By the next essay the formatting section of the syllabus had basically doubled in length and every loophole I used was individually closed.
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    10/10 would exploit a poorly written rule again.
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    TLDR: professor said follow formatting instructions exactly for full credit, I took that way more literally than he expected, he couldn't
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    dock me points without contradicting himself, syllabus got rewritten within a week to patch every hole I found.
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    arizonaraynebows As a teacher, I hate you. As a general rule-breaker, this is brilliant. I despise these professors who add an abundance of specific random rules for tge sake of being ultra pretentious.
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    juntar74 I would have titled my essay "Centered", because the title has to be centered.
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    Doctor_Boombastic Ill-advised, but the compliance was malicious.

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