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Forty-Four Silly Sh*tposts To Cure The Monotony

Memes, sh*tposts, and Tumblr, oh my! Whatever it is that you're craving, we've got it right here. You're sure to find something that relates to your life and rids you of that crippling tedium.

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    Text - Dad: "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!" Child: "storms off* "JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!" Dad: "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?"
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    Food - Easter EAster
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    Text - Last Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have New Singleplayer Fallout Game
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    Text - Ira Winfield @MeatPlow handle Do you think Chewbacca has a human like dick or is it one of those red rocket things that dogs get? George Lucas won't answer my emails.
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    Text - Turd Ferguson @generaldietz Me: *nervous giggle* Goodbyes are so awkward. Like do I go in for a kiss or what? Drive-thru attendant: Please just take your food, sir. 10/9/15, 1:47 PM 2,249 RETWEETS 3,668 LIKES
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    People on beach - WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME FATHER
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    Text - Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did 9/15/15, 12:05 PM 3,562 RETWEETS 5,793 FAVORITES
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    Medical procedure - Man dies after masturbating 62 times straight on December 1, 2018 Source: Nusa.site December 1, 2018 4:04 am 67
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    Text - "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
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    Text - Jon @ArfMeasures ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what? ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me 4/13/16, 2:55 PM 2,658 RETWEETS 4,671 LIKES
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    Text - Cop: Know how fast you were going? Me: obviously, I have a speedometer Cop: I know that Me: then why did you ask? Cop: [looking down moving toe around in the dirt] just wanted to talk
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    Text - officialunitedstates it's quick, it's easy and it's free: pouring river water in your socks insenial why would i do that Imao officialunitedstates it's quick, it's easy and it's free Source: officialunitedstates
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    Cartoon - Me: Can I use the restroom? Teacher: Idk, can you? shits on the table
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    Text - Roses are red, My life is neato SEND NODES HAIL SATAN DESPACITO YOUR
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    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes God: you're an amphibian. Frog: what does that mean? God: it means you can breathe on land and in the water. Frog: omg you mean I'm a mermaid? God: no that's not what I Frog: [whispers] I'm the littlest mermaid.
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    Text - b.b @benoobrown Girls love to say "get off your phone" after they've been on theirs for half an hour and now want your attention
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    Text - planty @lts_Planty Me: *pretends to throw ball My dog: Xi Caunt
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    Text - INDEPENDENT FOLLOW Europe France's EU minister names her cat 'Brexit' because 'he meows loudly to be let out but just stands there when I open the door' Nathalie Loiseau is France's lead minister in charge of Brexit By Jon Stone 18 March 2019 France's minister for European affairs says she has named her cat "Brexit" on roI o oo OL153 The Independent's article 11 See more ךL
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    Text - Benkashi69 @BennyWillard Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. Its called financia health look it up idiot
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    Skin - WOMEN FEET FACE HAIR BODY MEN Did I wipe my ass with this side?
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small. sonyaliloquy ...dude.
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    Text - sugaricingcookies: studyable: Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type "O" blood. I guess you could call it a typo I'm going to throw a cake at your head Source: studyable 65,101 notes 11
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    Text - Details Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked 25 up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl.... not on my watch. SHARE 2 REPLIES 23 MINS Source: moonlandingw.. 266,559 notes
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    Text - Coordinated drones Posted by Tech Insider 8,033,416 Views They used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other TECH INSIDER UR 16k Share 485 BEST u/Skizm 2mo if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) dont ()
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    Text - Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC @TimAintCool Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on here but it's amazing when both people enjoy it. It's not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum. Relax. 2018-02-25, 7:06 PM 1,057 Retweets 3,297 Likes
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    Poster - BRING THIS RING TO NARNIA OR THE SITH WILL TAKE OVER THE ENTERPRISE, KATNISS aity-swho-doctor-who avenging-sherl0ck ive-got-new-kidneys limegreendreammachine itsoktobetake! this makes me uncomfortable At which Katniss replied to Professor Xavier "Allons-y! As she left her home at 2216 Baker Street she jumped into her impala and called her dad, poseidon, to take her to the yellow brick road Amen
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    Vertebrate - Eucalize Legalyptus MemeCentercom
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    Text - James Bowie @Bowie James17 white people love saying "get these away from me" after eating a few chips
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    Dish - When you take your grandma to a Chinese restaurant..!
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    Green - Text Message Today 10:03 AM Hey Msg me back when you can I have a boyfriend Congratulations Which part of the powerpoint should i do
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    Team - When you win the argument, but now she not talking to you. ions AL LOS AK G
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    Forehead - Crossword
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    Advertising - VIACOM Childhood obesity Don't take it lightly. ACT Food Stamps can help. Call 1-888-3228-3483 to see if you Qualty S 3 451 VIACOM Kitc Celines& Take Out o my kinda shoppin' spree Tel.59 Im lovin i Doller Kea 152
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    Product - mpers Pampers Swaddler Swaddlers Sensitive 96 280 96 ePES COUHE PANACA 80 Faper N
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    Text - brightindie Don't invite me anywhere last minute enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed bana05 This is legit and people don't realize it. indianajjones "hey what are you doing?" "nothing" "oh great! so you are avaliab-" "no you don't understand. I'm doing nothing." Source: brightindie
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    Text - Claire @clurrrburr547 My favorite part about opening gifts labeled "from Mom & Dad" is that my Dad is just as surprised to see what's inside as I am
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    Face - The more I light my lighter The lighter my lighter gets until it's too light to light rollingpaperdepot.com Carry-Me
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    Text - laundry: washing: 40 minutes drying: 60 minutes putting away: 7 to 14 business days
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    Text - Daised&confused @ihoplollipop People who wear jeans at home are psychopaths 3:01 PM 4/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Running - NETFLIX PLAYING PREVIEWS AUTOMATICALLY ME TRYING TO QUIETLY BROWSE MOVIES imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - Me: *pees on the side of the bowl, to make less sound* My brother trying to enjoy his bowl of cereal:
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    Text - EA 15 minutes after after you purchase their 60 dollar game SA
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    Cartoon - NEWER GO CAMPING WITH A C-SECTION BABY
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    Text - dad: why are your eyes so red? son: i smoked weed dad: tell the truth. crying again from being a ginger bitch?
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