Innocent Dad Freaks Out When He Loses Hamster

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    Text - Steph Veerman @stephyj725 my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is Today 10:43 AM This is the absolute worst ever Please call me a soon as you get this it's an emergency I'm Never going to forgive myself if he doesn't come back dad do not freak out it's just a hamster!! we will find him Should I keep looking for him or is that going to scare him into hiding Delivered
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    Text - ll Verizon LTE 79% 10:54 AM 148 P Padre> kk Today 10:43 AM Please call me a soon as you get this it's an emergency dad do not freak out it's just a hamster!! we will find him Delivered Oh my God I'm so sorry honey I'm so sorry I'm looking everywhere Im so wicked sorry I'll keep looking all day I Can't believe this iMessage Pay
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    Text - @ 66% 11:45 AM Instagram ll LTE 145 P Padre This is the absolute worst ever I'm Never going to forgive myself if he doesn't come back Should I keep looking for him or is that going to scare him into hiding If I can't find him today I'm not going to work tomorrow so I can keep looking Dad-he's just a hamster i don't blame you at ALL. you shouldn't skip work you are a lawyer and he is a hamster Delivered iMessage Pay PATTO
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    Text - @ 22% ll Verizon LTE 3:42 PM 151 P Padre> me too I'm so sorry steph This is my biggest screwup ever. I will make it right dad it's ok! No it's not I put him in his ball a whole bunch of times I should have double checked God is good I will trust him I know he likes peanut butter Peanuts That's a start iMessage Pay
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    Text - 47% Snapchat .ill LTE 12:50 PM 143 P Padre> that looks good what's the white arc of bedding for or is that bedding? what is that Flour So I can see his footsteps if he comes to get the food oh that's smart So I know he's still alive that's smart iMessage Pay O
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    Text - Steph Veerman @stephyj725 follow up: He did find him!!! The little bastard is trying to get out again OMG DID YOU GET HIM?? arrest him Delivered Yesterday 11:38 PM Yes This was the most stressful day in my life since I took the bar In his cage exam Are you effing kidding me Night IMessage IMessage Pay Pay 11/26/19, 03:24 5,258 Retweets 43.7K Likes
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    Nose - 88% ll Verizon LTE 9:12 PM 155 P Padre> OMG DID YOU GET HIM?? Delivered Yes In his cage Are you effing kidding me iMessage Pay
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    Organism - il Verizon 9:57 AM @ 1 86% 148 P Padre The little bastard is trying to get out again arrest him Yesterday 11:38 PM This was the most stressful day in my life since I took the bar exam Night iMessage Pay
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    Text - Steph Veerman @stephyj725 4h for all asking, this is Chester!! He's the light of my life and not "just a hamster," however, my dad was having a panic attack so i tried to calm him down by saying that!! 11.475 13.6K 130
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