Bunch Of Random Memes For Every Occasion

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    Text - 6 year old me after finding a cool rock on the ground After all why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?
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    Text - Me: *moving my foot under the blanket* My cat: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary
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    Forehead
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    Text - wereallcuriosshere12 some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows
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    Police
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    Text - MORNING INSTRUCTIONS 1. WAKE UP 2 WISH YOU WERE DEAD J. DRINK SOME COFFEE 4. WISH SOMEONE ELSE WAS DEAD
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    Text - What is Running Through My Head At Work My, but this is rewarding! I need more coffee. What should I have for lunch? IREALLY need more coffee Is it 5:00 yet? Is it Friday yet? The theme song to the Gummi Bears li Grahlam com
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    Text - Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle
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    Photo caption - MY JOB HAS THIS COOL THING WHERE IF YOU D0 YOUR JOB VERY WELL YOU GET TO DO OTHER PEOPLES JOB TOO
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    Text - ENCHANTING MINDS n your intelligence Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.
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    Organism - The path to inner peace begins with just four words... Not My Fucking Problem'
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    Text - ALLABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS
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    Forehead
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    Adaptation - Me trying to remember someone's name a minute after they tell me
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    Text - jomny sun @jonnysun Follow adulthood is realizing nobody has it together, entire countries are winging it, evrey perfect thing is just broken w/ a piece of tape on it 10:44 PM 24 Aug 2016 t2,700 5,403
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    Fictional character - PIECE OF SHIT YOU BURNED THE TORTILLAS МОТHER WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
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    Text - Can we go to the gym tomorrow Sure Abby Baby* Oh boy here we go Read 8:59 PM follow emudamemes So it begins.
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    Cartoon - IHEAR ALCHOL MAKES YOUSTUPID NO CM DOESNT
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    Sculpture - 大山
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    Text - inbroadwaywalley thesummeroflike aegisaglow thesummerofilike peewentz are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange which came first the orange or orange Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540 then what was the colour called before then there was no colour everything was in black and white STRANGEBEAVER.com
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    Cartoon - staybeautifulhun: the-one-exiled-angel: majortvjunkie: mozzarellasticks hamburgay: Fun biology fact the color of a boy's lips is also the color of the head of his penis I think about this post a lot now im just staring at my dick and thinkingg well mine's Coral Blue # 5 Im so done
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    Cartoon - THE ILES CONCEIVAB
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    Vehicle door - Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Guy: No. I wasn't speeding. Cop: Exactly. This is Texas. Please drive at least 15 over the limit or go back to whatever state you're from.
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    Speech
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    Text - liquor before beer you're in the clear beer before liquor you'll be okay don't be a little bitch
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    Font - A POEM ABOUT WORK: COFFEE BLAH BLAH BLAH DRIVE HOME WINE
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    Finger - OND EAL EPAR BLACK ty Sp Lsks FLEX APE kid asking me homework questions I don't understand Dad EAL RA LACK @dad.wilder Googleit
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    Text - Ali Garfinkel Follow @aligarchy the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese? 3:10 AM- 17 Dec 2014 t3 2,232 5,121
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    Concrete - Deinking TIME
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    Text - Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other's language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
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    Cartoon - SEX genitget tals genitalsu 9enitals genitals9enitals ед tingliest Lasalgne dorrismccomics.com
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    Text - KING @KINGPR1NCESS do u moan or cuss 2017-12-11, 4:51 PM antonio @Antonio JA7 depends how good the food is but usually both
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    Cartoon - WHAT MAKEUP REMOVER WAS ON MULAN'S SLEEVES AND WHERE CANI GET IT?
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    Animation
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    Cat - Angry
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    Text - Brian Doyle @Write Play When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed. 7/30/15, 6:25 AM 4,963 RETWEETS 9,164 LIKES
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    Text - Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you're still stupid.
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    Text - Julie Mannell @JulieMannell I thought women had their periods forever. When my first period stopped l assumed the neighbours' dog impregnated me when I pet him. For a month I believed myself to be carrying a half human half dog baby. This story is brought to you by Ontario Catholic School Sex Ed in the 90s. 7/13/18, 5:22 AM 2,998 Retweets 17.2K Likes
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    Text - not to brag but i dont need alcohol to send texts i regret
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    Text - Duane Bartolo 2 hrs Western Junction, TAS Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die? Like Comment Share Dan Withinshaw and 177 others Jimmy Jewitt Really? 2 hours ago Like 7 Reply Duane Bartolo Well the one I fucked did 2 hours ago Like 341 Reply
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    Text - Why can't I finda guy who will just choke me right? I mean treat me right No I don't
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    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Lmao at you losers paying for Uber and Lyft. My mom can just drop us off as long as your mom can pick us up.
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    Text - Prince$$ @amynoellekim it's always "who's my dirty little slut" and never "HOW'S my dirty little slut" 2018-07-01, 7:32 PM
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    Portrait
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    Text - MoganLuse @LOW_Gainz CVS employee: damn is your baby sick or something? Me: "holding 4 pedialytes and sweating pure vodka* Yes the baby is in grave danger
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    Cartoon - "The Ad said you were looking for a squirter"
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    Text - AdamCerious @Browtweaten Me: $27 for two movie tickets? Ticket guy: Uh, we have some pretty cheap matinees Me: Buddy, I don't care how slutty your sea cows are 1/10/18, 00:03
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    Text - iMessage Today 9:25 AM I still love you. I never stopped. Today 10:49 AM i can't imagine a worse occasion to have to ask this but um who is this Delivered
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    Text - kind, good, and very tired @christapeterso I hate earthquakes very much.I am a good midwestern girl and TORNADOES are the proper way to receive the wrath of god 1:31 PM 16 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 289 Retweets 2,368 Likes kind, good, and very tired @christ... 6h If this earth is going to strike us down the sky should be green, there should be lighting, and we should be holding each other in the basement. Crushed to death by a collapsing building on a SUNNY DAY absolutely not ti 23 6 272
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    Arm - Me trying to come up with an excuse for staying out late
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    Text - first day of college to the last
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    Fictional character - 0:58 Top 10 Numbers from One through Ten! BruceWillakers 1.9M views 2 years ago You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
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    Hair - When you first met her vs. when she's your girlfriend egirtzzzclub Paday's
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    Cartoon - me overanalyzing the way someone spoke to me bc it was a lil off from how they usually speak to me
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    Animated cartoon - 10 yo me: *searches for "Google" on Google* My FBI Agent:
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    Text - Polly Smith @plantypal Best typo 2017 Chapter 8: Beethoven's Later Years h In the years after Napoleon's rise and fall as Emperor of France, Beethoven was in a flurry of musical writing. Being dead did not stop him in the slightest from recovering quickly and going on with his music. Sure, it was much harder. But he got through it. He even fell in love many times. Some people
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    Face - Teacher: never mind guys it's not due today you can bring it tomorrow Me: oh...
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    Transport - Welcome to where I live. 422 PM PM
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    Supercar - After years of hard work and dedication Iwas finally able to afford this coffee VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Text - Aaron, 31 7NEWS.COM.AU Man creates his own dating app, bans all other men from joining He's too dangerous to be left alive!
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    Helmet - T liked how the Mandalorian instantly blew his entire paycheck on a new set of armor, much like many of
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    Photography - i got a really soft belly bro come feel it bro lemme feel oh wow your belly is soft
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    Text - Kid: What's it like being a grown up? Dad: THE DAD Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
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    Text - When you can't think of more examples etc.
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    Text - hate_Fortnite Playing Fortnite E You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
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    Cartoon - my deaf ass pretending to understand what a person is saying after saying "what" 6x
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    Text - Waiter: Kids under the age of 12 eat for free Dad: He is 11 Son: What are you talking about? I turn 13 next we- Dad: @Star.Wars.Memequels
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    Text - My mom: All you do is play Skyrim, why don't you go out and do something with your life? 13 made with mematic
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    Cartoon - friend: wow, you always give the best advice. me: when Idon't know how to take care of nyself Because my lifeis amess right now and compulsivelyltake care of other people
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    Arm - When you're chilling at home and you hear a loud car outside Fat And Curious
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    Nose - i've been feeling like this a lot lately य
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    Cartoon - No, I was just thinking... Неy you goin' to sleep? Isn't weird that you can have an inner dialogue with your brain, but you ARE your brain???
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    Cartoon - When too many people you know from different places come together & you have to maintain the personality you've created for each one at the same time
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    Sky - 10 hi toronto is that u? thewinchesterswagger I WAS FLYING OVER TORONTO AND MY FRIEND SAW ME 3
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    People - My love life in a photo @milliebobbymemes Other Му Crush Мe Person
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    Text - Table "don't worry I was a server once l'll hook you up" Me when I see the 10% tip "SERVER MEMES
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    Text - O 89% oo AT&T 4G 10:22 AM eloquentvibes: clavid: on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine On the downside I'm too poor to afford one. one crack cocaine hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please debit or credit I actually have a gift card 928,672 notes

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